Granny's gone and done it again

[Wishing4Wings]

Be back later. Got some chores before it gets dark.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

my butt hurts

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I was about ready to cull 7 or 8 roosters tonight while feeding. Little rat ********! They are thinking spring is here and giving me a preview. The bachelors are being ridiculous, meanwhile in the main coop, four of the young OEGB cockerels from last summer's hatch are just acting like tards. If I hold my hand out to pet one of them they try to mount my hand. All the while one of the little BBR pullets is standing next to my hand squatting for them but they are ignoring her because my hand looks like a hen to them. Can you say HELLLLOOOOOO! One of the SDW pullets has half the feathers pulled off her neck from the over amorous foursomes attentions. At least they recognize her as a female chicken over my hand.....

I'm sure that when the cold weather returns tomorrow late they will settle down again but in the meantime I'm going to have to make some plans for spring and get my spare coop cleaned out the rest of the way so I can shuffle the bachelors there and get the bantams into a room all their own for awhile..

Meanwhile I was wondering where my tomahawk is.....

Cracking me up. around here we call them fish turds . Like in Bass hahaaa I would of so wrung his neck. hahaaa

 

[microchick]

Don't feel bad Granny, I'm starting to rationalize my cookie intake. Such as...If I eat 3 cookies and give up potatoes for dinner along with bread and icecream will that balance out the overindulgence of the Christmas cookies?

Gaaaaah and I have 3 days till Christmas Eve. I foresee returning to my diet regimen on Dec 26.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Oh I dont feel a bit bad. LOLOL I will diet when Im dead. Til then I will remain fat and sassy

 

[Granny Hatchet]

If your really worried though I have a solution to your problems. Send the cookies to me. And if you get tempted to make more send them too ! hahahaa

 

[microchick]

But at least so far my gorking myself out on sugar hasn't caused an increase in joint pain.....yet.

I got three eggs today. Two bantam and one from my confused brown layer. My Ameraucana hen laid three pretty Blue Green eggs for me and then turned off the faucet again.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

But at least so far my gorking myself out on sugar hasn't caused an increase in joint pain.....yet.

I got three eggs today. Two bantam and one from my confused brown layer. My Ameraucana hen laid three pretty Blue Green eggs for me and then turned off the faucet again.

I got about 200 eggs today . snicker

 

[Granny Hatchet]

so sugar makes you hurt worse ? I never heard that before. I hurt 24/7 so cant tell anything that helps except the weather. This is why old people move to Fl. but that dont make sense to me either since they are surrounded by water.

 

[microchick]

Yeah, sugar is contraindicated for inflammatory diseases like RA and Arthritis.

And I have a sweet tooth as big as the state of Missouri. It's a balancing act to keep my weight down, especially over the holidays.