Granny's gone and done it again

[h2oratt]

I have been awake since 3:30

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Good morning! 37 here and raining brr.. even the dogs wont go out.
And now its snowing

 

[jane s chickens]

Colder here than Indiana, 600 miles due south of you.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

 

[prostar]

Let the laundry begin….

 

[ronott1]

Does anyone know why I don’t get notifications for this thread??

If I want to see the posts I have to manually come find the thread each time.

The recommendation is to log out of byc and clear your cache. You can also try un watching the thread and then click on watch. That is at the top of the thread

 

[Granny Hatchet]

 

[Granny Hatchet]

That was really hard to read! lol

 

[pertnear09]

That was really hard to read! lol

That's what I was thinking.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

You should post it in the Misspelling thread, they would love it over there.