Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired Cowboy in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous young woman in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The woman says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired Cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old Cowboy replies, "You bet. Just get that lion out of there."

Hahahaaa

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Groan... he hasn't stopped moving. Guess I didn't give him enough exercise today. He's whining and actually barking at me... wants to come up on the sofa.

I just made him go to bed, so he is quiet, so Ming took the opportunity to get on my lap. Oi!

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He's a cutie!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Groan... he hasn't stopped moving. Guess I didn't give him enough exercise today. He's whining and actually barking at me... wants to come up on the sofa.

I just made him go to bed, so he is quiet, so Ming took the opportunity to get on my lap. Oi!

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aww, so sweet. Mine are mad at me because Im out of treats

 

[Wishing4Wings]

aww, so sweet. Mine are mad at me because Im out of treats

Pi finished off the bone broth today. Got to make more tomorrow.
Seems like he's not eating as much. Maybe the growth spurt is over... for now.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Pi finished off the bone broth today. Got to make more tomorrow.
Seems like he's not eating as much. Maybe the growth spurt is over... for now.

that lasted a long time.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Kevin tried mowing today and came in and told me one of the blades were loose. He made a trip home for tools and still couldnt find the right sized socket so my mower is down for the count again.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

that lasted a long time.

I froze it. He only gets a about half a cup over kibble.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I froze it. He only gets a about half a cup over kibble.

your not going to keep that up all the time are you? Thats a lot of work

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oops! I forgot to make the dogs' breakfasts! Maybe I can slip out of bed without DH noticing. Shhh...

 

[Wishing4Wings]

your not going to keep that up all the time are you? Thats a lot of work

It's just possible that I may have spoiled him just a wee little bit.

He doesn't get it every night.