Lets make if official and everyone go do bed, preferably their own.
Sweet Dreams, Fuzzies and Prayers for all.
Sweet Dreams, Fuzzies and Prayers for all.
Granny's gone and done it again
- Thread starter Granny Hatchet
- Start date
Good night Twist and Granny.
Fishing line is a barrier to deer jumping in. I used it in my other garden.Why? What's the fishing line for, Cap?
Welcome to my world!
Sorry for your loss!
I got my order for $80 of OTC pharmacy stuff for 3 months sent in tonight. Nice insurance benefit. And it ships free!
- Thread starter
- #394,366
Chuckle for your day!
A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs, and after talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant? The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're lying in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning, he was too tired to get out of bed. So he called his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon, and one of them is honking the horn."
A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs, and after talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant? The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they're pregnant. If they're lying in the mud, they're not."
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning, he was too tired to get out of bed. So he called his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon, and one of them is honking the horn."
I am so sorry. She was beautiful
Really! At what height(s) do you put it? Does it work to keep chickens out of a garden? (Expecting answer to be loud laughter.)
Thanks, Cap.
Thanks, h2o.
Similar threads
New posts New threads Active threads
-
Latest threads
-
-
Deworming and sour crop
- Started by Chickentender216
- Replies: 0
-
-
-
White livestock safe paint turned pink- Started by DonyaQuick
- Replies: 3
-
-
Threads with more replies in the last 15 days
-
-
-
Ended Official BYC Poultry Caption Contest 05-09-25 Pic by Noraaaaa- Started by TwoCrows
- Replies: 78
-
-
Thanks for allowing me in this wonderful group- Started by Jbug799
- Replies: 49
-
