Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Coos bay, Oregon. Checking it out to see if we want to relocate.

what drew you there?

 

[prostar]

Hubs wants to be on the coast. There's a bunch of offroading around there - the oregon dunes. I don't mind - cooler than here, lower cost of living, less crazy traffic lol.
Driving home over lunch isn't an option- takes me 45 minutes each way to get to and from work.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

yup, and you cant rub their nose in it and whack them a good one either.

Nah, that just teaches them to fear you and eat poop. If dog poops in house, take rolled up newspaper and whack yourself with it and rub your own nose in it. It's usually not the dog's fault.

Or the time we were in the 10 items or less lane. MOM, shes breaking the law! Hey lady, your breaking the law. You have 13 items not 10. I just wanted to see the floor open so I could drop thru.He couldnt even say 13 clear it was turteen .

Uh, autistic people are SO literal! Lol. My Kid got in trouble more than once for being the Game Police in elementary school.

what about the room with the daybed?

Not unless you want her to shred the bed! Jenny loooves shredding toilet paper. New stuff on the roll, not ... oh mercy, what were you thinking?

I got something. Not sure its game though. hahaha

Not game, Granny, GAMS. As in LEGS. What, those weren't yours? Pretty flashy!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hubs wants to be on the coast. There's a bunch of offroading around there - the oregon dunes. I don't mind - cooler than here, lower cost of living, less crazy traffic lol.
Driving home over lunch isn't an option- takes me 45 minutes each way to get to and from work.

It sounds nice. I imagine you will have to rehome the nuggets. Have you looked into housing? Oh. and where have you been! youve been mia for a while now

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Got my cord of wood delivered today. Whew! That's a load off my mind. We still have several days of 90-degree weather coming. But something tells me sooner or later I'll be glad of that firewood!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Nah, that just teaches them to fear you and eat poop. If dog poops in house, take rolled up newspaper and whack yourself with it and rub your own nose in it. It's usually not the dog's fault.


Uh, autistic people are SO literal! Lol. My Kid got in trouble more than once for being the Game Police in elementary school.


Not unless you want her to shred the bed! Jenny loooves shredding toilet paper. New stuff on the roll, not ... oh mercy, what were you thinking?


Not game, Granny, GAMS. As in LEGS. What, those weren't yours? Pretty flashy!

naw.. If I posted my own legs the men folk wouldnt know how to act. hahaha
I was thinking to turn it into a dog room. Taking the bed out and make a play area for her.
I have never rubbed a nose in poop. Mine or anyone elses. lol

 

[BigBlueHen53]

naw.. If I posted my own legs the men folk wouldnt know how to act. hahaha
I was thinking to turn it into a dog room. Taking the bed out and make a play area for her.
I have never rubbed a nose in poop. Mine or anyone elses. lol

I'm sure you wouldn't, Granny. It's not that easy to do anyway. I saw someone try once, it was pretty comical. The dog had its own opinions on the matter.

 

[prostar]

Work, decluttering the house, doing massive deep cleans, curling up in a ball of existential dread and screaming into the void...you know, the usual.

Yeah, chickens would be rehomed if we sell the house.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I'm sure you wouldn't, Granny. It's not that easy to do anyway. I saw someone try once, it was pretty comical. The dog had its own opinions on the matter.

now I know a couple people I would love to see that done to.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Work, decluttering the house, doing massive deep cleans, curling up in a ball of existential dread and screaming into the void...you know, the usual.

Yeah, chickens would be rehomed if we sell the house.

Probably on your own too. whew. I couldnt do it again. 16 yrs ago I did by myself and I had lived there 25 so you can imagine the mess