Granny's gone and done it again

[BigBlueHen53]

I bet its cute

Lol. Gives a whole new meaning to "moptop."

 

[Granny Hatchet]

John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?" Once inside, his wife removed the blindfold but she was puzzled and asked if he'd been to this club before. "Oh no," said John. "He's one of the security guys I meet on my business trips." When they were seated, a waitress asked John if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser. His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress at the bar around the corner from work. I always drop in and have a Bud on Fridays, honey.” A stripper then came over to their table, threw her arms around John, started to rub herself all over him, and said, "Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" John's wife, now furious, grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club. John followed and spotted her getting into a cab. Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her. John tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it. She was screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-letter word in the book. The cabby turned around and said, "Geez John, you picked up a real piece of work this time.

 

[Nomadicus]

Lol. Gives a whole new meaning to "moptop."

attach a stick to it and get him to walk on his hands. That video would go viral.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Jenny went out without me today! Well ... sorta. I still had to walk with her up the stairs and open the door for her, but then she went out by herself.. and looked over her shoulder as if to say, Well? Are you coming? But it was raining and I decided not to. And she needed to go, so ... off she trotted, to go do her business. Without me!

When we are not here, she certainly goes out without us, so I know she can do it.

 

[prostar]

Jenny went out without me today! Well ... sorta. I still had to walk with her up the stairs and open the door for her, but then she went out by herself.. and looked over her shoulder as if to say, Well? Are you coming? But it was raining and I decided not to. And she needed to go, so ... off she trotted, to go do her business. Without me!

When we are not here, she certainly goes out without us, so I know she can do it.

Believe me when I say I feel you with the potty issues and cheer for your win!!!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Believe me when I say I feel you with the potty issues and cheer for your win!!!

Thank you! This was a special victory today because of the rain!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

She's a very unusual girl. When we go outside, she runs like crazy, loves to roll, wet or dry, and really has a high old time, lots of energy. Then she comes in and curls up behind the recliner next to me and you'd never know she was there until we go outside again.

 

[h2oratt]

cold?

45. Now it is 58

 

[Nomadicus]

84° and feels like 87°. High temps are in their death throws for 2023.

 

[Nomadicus]

We're about to dive into some pork and yellow rice with green peas on the side and sliced fresh garden tomato. Then I got to go and visit my girls and make sure they are happy. The should be as I started their day off with scrambled eggs. We scramble all the dirty eggs rather than wash them up. There is plenty for our needs and plenty for them too.