Granny's gone and done it again

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
 
What is a vagabond coop
I have a pack of about 15 roosters that have had the run of this farm for quite a while now going anywhere they wanted to when they wanted to but with a bit garden being planted it was time to shut the Vagabonds as I call them up with a run at least until the harvest is done of the things they would destroy in a heart beat like mustard, beets, etc....
 
Where is Granny hiding today? I do hope she is OK. I know the last few days she has not felt the best.
Im ok Larry, just dont feel like talking too much. My meds are starting to get back in my system a little.
 
I wish I could find a formula that would give me 6-8 hours every night so I would have that many hours pain free.
Oh I wake up a lot, usually in bed for 9.5 hrs. But get 8 hrs sleep. I bought a ring that tells me how I sleep. Pricey but I have learned a lot.
 

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