Granny's gone and done it again

[troyer]

Why did the fish blush?

 

[h2oratt]

Nuts with salt

I overeat nuts. I have no control

 

[h2oratt]

H2o, beef jerky is salty and protein. Fiber too maybe?

True I just don’t like jerky or meat sticks anymore , not sure why. The soft jerky has sugar in it

 

[h2oratt]

Why did the fish blush?

Because of the sunset

 

[h2oratt]

Anyone have a recipe for a Keto pie. ..... I really need my fruit fiber. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

You can make crust from crushed nuts and butter. Berries are low in carbs. I use allulose. Amazon has it. Taste great.

 

[h2oratt]

Granny,are you watching? Do you think the girl has breast implants?

 

[troyer]

Because of the sunset

No.

 

[Cynthia12]

No.

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

 

[Nomadicus]

My day is over except for moving sprinkler heads at 11:30. From there they can run all night. I'll see it in the electric bill but that's a lot less than the water bill would be.

 

[Cynthia12]

What do you call a tree that tells you to have a nice day?