Granny's gone and done it again

[CapricornFarm]

Nov.1st. 6 more days and Tom and I will be married for 30 years. Wow! Also the day his DD goes for surgery. He also will be turning 87 years old on the 28th. traditional is pearl, modern is diamond. Wonder what I will get?

A headache? Congrats on the anniversary!

 

[CapricornFarm]

Congratulations!!! It takes work to get to 30 years! Best wishes on your special day! I'm assuming it takes work to get to 87 years as well ... Or does it just come by itself?

Age sneaks up, a day at a time. Then suddenly, you're a year older.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Today felt like soup day so I made two pots. Vegetable beef/hamburger for DH and Pennsylvania Dutch chicken rivvle soup for me.

Went out to take care of the chickens and see if the rat I've been fighting for about a week had dug any more tunnels under the concrete pad under the coop. Haven't had any field rats show up for at least 3 years now have one digging caverns everywhere. I've been stuffing bait down tunnels and blocking them up. Danged thing is either getting fat on the bait or storing it up for winter.

Then went to the barn to grab some straw for the nesting box and managed to trip over some firewood and do a header into the tractor bucket. You don't realize how hard steel is until you make contact with it head first. Skinned up a shin, cut my hand and gave myself a headache. I imagine I'll be a sore old lady in the morning. I'm just glad I didn't split my scalp open and gladder still that I didn't break something important....like my skull.

Soup turned out delicious which was a good consolation, though. It's chilly enough here that soup and chili are going to be high in demand around here.

Sorry to hear you're hurting.
I discovered if I wear a bra, it hurts less because the weight of my boob doesn't pull down on my chest as much.
Today I watered quite a few fruit trees, everything is SO dry.

 

[CapricornFarm]

But even so, my chest is hurting. Come on body, heal up already!

 

[h2oratt]

ya it is.
They changed trick or treating here because it was supposed to rain. We barely got a sprinkle

How can they change trick or treating.

 

[Nomadicus]

Good Morning Granny Land. We are of to pick up 5 gallons of Satsumas. Hope to use some with muscadines and strawberries for more jam. It should be a new good flavor. Y'all behave now.....

 

[ShrekDawg]

What's up?

Idk lol weird mood I guess. I’m fine now lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

A headache? Congrats on the anniversary!

nawww, after Tom got a certain age I didn't need to get those anymore. haaha

How can they change trick or treating.

The whole city just changed what day peeps should give out candy.

Good Morning Granny Land. We are of to pick up 5 gallons of Satsumas. Hope to use some with muscadines and strawberries for more jam. It should be a new good flavor. Y'all behave now.....

satwhatnow?

Morning all, I didn't sleep til 3am. Up at 8
My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.
My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....
You now have 2 options...
Delete it…..
or
Send it along to put a smile on someone's face today!.
HAHAHAHAHAHA




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[lovesfarms]

nawww, after Tom got a certain age I didn't need to get those anymore. haaha

The whole city just changed what day peeps should give out candy.

satwhatnow?

Morning all, I didn't sleep til 3am. Up at 8
My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.
My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....
You now have 2 options...
Delete it…..
or
Send it along to put a smile on someone's face today!.
HAHAHAHAHAHA


All reactions:
99

DH did that at McDonald's and the same thing happened

 

[Granny Hatchet]

lol Ive had similar things happen also at Mds.