Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Uug, I just strangled on my coffee. It was a bad one.
2 hrs have now passed and Ive done nothing. This sucks.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I got off to a bad start today. I made the mistake of looking at the long range weather. There's a four letter word in the forecast and it ain't rain.

I jinked you!

 

[Nomadicus]

Well the sun is shining at it is up to 53°. By noon it should be warm enough out for me to safely work on a couple of outdoor projects.

 

[Nomadicus]

Two weeks from today our forecast is calling for Freezing Rain. That should be illegal down here.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

2 1/2 hrs now. I did call my Dr. at least. I gotta get up from here and get dressed if nothing else. BBL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

ok, Im finally outta here! McDonald's breakfast a thought of the past. LOL Yall be good

 

[h2oratt]

Morning all, still so sleepy. Woke up craving a steak bagel from Mcdonalds. Plenty of time to go get one too as I got up at 8. I know good and well its not gonna happen. Not sure why I even try.. Ive been craving one for a year now.
85 alerts this morning! I think that may be a record.

Doyoulike the McRib?

 

[h2oratt]

Morning all, still so sleepy. Woke up craving a steak bagel from Mcdonalds. Plenty of time to go get one too as I got up at 8. I know good and well its not gonna happen. Not sure why I even try.. Ive been craving one for a year now.
85 alerts this morning! I think that may be a record.

Do they still make them?

 

[h2oratt]

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.

lol, was it southern comfort?

 

[troyer]

Uug, I just strangled on my coffee. It was a bad one.
2 hrs have now passed and Ive done nothing. This sucks.