Granny's gone and done it again

[lovesfarms]

I hate this BS LOL

Some day the world will turn in your favor and you will look back at this time and remember how impossible it seemed.... But you kept trying and you made it!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Because of the oxygen tanks? Can a red hot electric stove top not do the same?

I knew a lady who was on oxygen, had lines running all over the house.

She still smoked. Gave me the willies, it did, but ... she never blew herself up.

 

[Nomadicus]

Because of the oxygen tanks? Can a red hot electric stove top not do the same?

Don't think so as there is no open flame and the red is below a layer of clear glass.

 

[pertnear09]

I knew a lady who was on oxygen, had lines running all over the house.

She still smoked. Gave me the willies, it did, but ... she never blew herself up.

I used to smoke while pumping gasoline back in the 70's.

 

[Nomadicus]

I used to smoke while pumping gasoline back in the 70's.

Now you are not supposed to use a cell phone while pumping gas.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I used to smoke while pumping gasoline back in the 70's.

I carelessly stepped out of my car at a gas station once with a cigarette in my mouth, and MAN! Did I get yelled at! The owner came out screaming at me. I admit it was stupid. Never did that again.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

FB memories 4 yrs ago. I was just talking about this.
We might of got a little snow. LOL I just seen the plow go by. I find that hilarious ! Hahahaa
Why ? Because Robert and I decided to go to town. In 45 mins it dumped a good 4 inches of snow, thats why. Some rain mixed in just for good measure. I was crawling home and I knew my road would be bad but had I known it was that bad I would of gotten a motel in town. We are lucky to be alive. First time I slid I ended up going it the complete opposite direction and 2 trucks stopped. First guy tells me to stay in the middle of the road and he thinks I will make it. Very nice man. Second truck says Did you sh** yourself? I said no, I just forgot something in town and decided to go back. LOL So I went down a little way and found what I thought to be a drive way and pulled in to turn around. Backing up I got stuck and Robert was able to push us back to the road. Then it was time for The hill! Going down was easy, getting back up not so much. I could see my house I just couldnt manage to make the van go that way. I tried for a while then Robert got out and started walking home. He came back w/ the coal shovel and started shoveling that whole dang hill. He fell and cracked his knee. I would go 2 ft forward and 4 back. Robert kept telling me I needed a running start but I just couldnt do it.
After an hr a marine came to my rescue He was telling me how to make the hill and I got out of the van and motioned for him to get in. He did! 2nd try he made it all the way to the house and there I stood. Bottom of a hill freezing to death. I started walking and my heart started skipping. Robert got me to the house but not before I got me some hugs. Robert ended up bringing everything in and Tom put it all away while I was busy barfing. I am still trying to get warm .

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Didn't Robert freak out knowing there was a highly explosive tank in the house?

He was quite young then but he didn't like it

 

[ValerieJ]

FB memories 4 yrs ago. I was just talking about this.
We might of got a little snow. LOL I just seen the plow go by. I find that hilarious ! Hahahaa
Why ? Because Robert and I decided to go to town. In 45 mins it dumped a good 4 inches of snow, thats why. Some rain mixed in just for good measure. I was crawling home and I knew my road would be bad but had I known it was that bad I would of gotten a motel in town. We are lucky to be alive. First time I slid I ended up going it the complete opposite direction and 2 trucks stopped. First guy tells me to stay in the middle of the road and he thinks I will make it. Very nice man. Second truck says Did you sh** yourself? I said no, I just forgot something in town and decided to go back. LOL So I went down a little way and found what I thought to be a drive way and pulled in to turn around. Backing up I got stuck and Robert was able to push us back to the road. Then it was time for The hill! Going down was easy, getting back up not so much. I could see my house I just couldnt manage to make the van go that way. I tried for a while then Robert got out and started walking home. He came back w/ the coal shovel and started shoveling that whole dang hill. He fell and cracked his knee. I would go 2 ft forward and 4 back. Robert kept telling me I needed a running start but I just couldnt do it.
After an hr a marine came to my rescue He was telling me how to make the hill and I got out of the van and motioned for him to get in. He did! 2nd try he made it all the way to the house and there I stood. Bottom of a hill freezing to death. I started walking and my heart started skipping. Robert got me to the house but not before I got me some hugs. Robert ended up bringing everything in and Tom put it all away while I was busy barfing. I am still trying to get warm .

That just now happened? Or four years ago?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

And thats where baby boys come from . snips and snails and puppy dog tails A more tolerant interpretation suggests that in fact “snips and snails” derived from “snips of snails” and its meaning would be “bits of snails” And 5 years ago