Green Club

[sourland]

'Normal' is not perfect!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Dear Spook,

When you surround yourself with crazy people...it only makes you LOOK a little more normal than they are...






Em, the most normal one here.

 

[sourland]

Dear Spook,

When you surround yourself with crazy people...it only makes you LOOK a little more normal than they are...






Em, the most normal one here.

Double post!

 

[sourland]

Dear Spook,

When you surround yourself with crazy people...it only makes you LOOK a little more normal than they are...






Em, the most normal one here.

Scary post!

 

[theotherranch]

Let's see here, Spook claims to be normal? Lets examine the facts!
This is someone who:
A) Wants to kidnap Queen Em (questionable sanity right there!)
B) Continues to insult the Queen (off with is head.....wait, can you behead a spook?)
C) Wears a Halloween costume 365 days a year ( just kidding Spook, love yer sheet!)

Obviously Spook and his shrink are delusional!

Perry

 

[EmtheFishLady]

And that folks, is why Perry is the Royal Lawyer.

 

[theotherranch]

Thank you Queen Em!
(notice that I didn't comment on your normality. after all, the queen sets the standard!)

 

[Bunnylady]

Let's see here, Spook claims to be normal? Lets examine the facts!
This is someone who:
A) Wants to kidnap Queen Em (questionable sanity right there!)
B) Continues to insult the Queen (off with is head.....wait, can you behead a spook?)
C) Wears a Halloween costume 365 days a year ( just kidding Spook, love yer sheet!)

Obviously Spook and his shrink are delusional!

Perry

Perry, i agree that all of that seems a bit off the wall for most of us, but do we know what's "normal" for a spook?

I mean, who knows? Maybe he wants to kidnap Queen Em

so he can have her all to himself? Bask in the glory of her presence and revel in her undivided attention?

But no, he did say something about a ransom.

Wonder if he's ever heard of "The Ransom of Red Chief."

But as for Spook's sheet - would you rather he ran around nekkid?

 

[Spookwriter]

I'm watching you people...

No one knows what's under a Spooks blanket. If I take it off, you can't
see me. Invisible. I wanted a cape in the beginning....Super Spook. But
Em found me this blanket...(I think its an old bedsheet)

Yes, I do happen to have a costume ready 365 days a year. Several in fact.
But that's normal. Surely you guys have your costumes handy?

Because I carry exactly 85 cents in my left front pocket? I don't know why.
Just that I do it. No, I can't spend it. Then it wouldn't be 85 cents. Thats my
rattling money. Keys and other change go in my right pocket.

Spook

 

[Bunnylady]

The invisible thing is perzactly what I meant. Without your blanket, we'd never know where you were. You could sneak up on us and we'd never see you coming. Of course, sometimes your a little hard to see with it on, too - but I hear that's "normal" with spooks.

But the costume thing? Not much on costumes, myself (musses the fur, you know) but I do have a bunch of hats that I wear.