Green Club

[gmendoza]

This might even be Spook-ster on his bad days: Three hairs, his ghostly shroud dirty with polkadots,mad that someone stole his cinnamon bun.





DROP THAT CINNAMON BUN!!!

 

[Spookwriter]

That's exactly what I look like after a hard day in the
garden.

Who's been taking my picture?

Spook

 

[sourland]

Time to take off the sheet and remain anonymous.

 

[Bunnylady]

I've been wondering something. If fair-skinned people freckle from sun exposure, do ghosts freckle if they go out in strong moonlight?

 

[Spookwriter]

Ghosts do not freckle up, Bunny.

If I see a freckle, Momma Spook puts my sheet in the
washer. Little bleach, I'm good as new.

Spook...who takes care of his sheet.

 

[Bunnylady]

So "white as a ghost" is achieved by the use of bleach?

 

[Bunnylady]

I have to wonder about those ghosts that live in dusty old castles and haunted houses. They must get awful dingy - I wonder who does their laundry? Or the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow fame? I know every time I get near my horses I wind up grungy. If he hangs out with a horse, ol' HH must get filthy!

 

[gmendoza]

Spook probably has these books in his library:

" how to keep your shroud its whitest"
" to iron or not to iron the shroud"
"a wrinkled ghost-a sad story"


Here is Spook coming out of a lake.Notice the freckles on him:



WHAT?! THIS LAKE DIDNT CONTAIN BLEACH! THERE ARE STILL FRECKLES ON MY SHROUD!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Bunnylady]

I don't know about that. Spook doesn't get into water sports:
Quote: Besides, think about it - ghosts in wet shrouds - would''t that be a sorry sight?

 

[Spookwriter]

EXACTLY what I look like when I fall in the water.

Running and screaming, waving my arms as I run for the bank.

Crazy people buy boats. Smart people don't get in the water.