Green Club

[Alaskan]

Yes, yes, Alaskan is fully aware of the dangers of bathing, and generally refuses to bathe more than twice a year.

HOWEVER, the lovely warmth of Outside (you know, those hot southern states) covered Alaskan with hot sticky sweat and so HE did bathe, actually several times during the two week vacation. It was both horrid and slightly pleasant.

Alaskan did at one point on the two week vacation wonder if some crabs had taken up residence on Alaskan's person, so perhaps the idea of an Alaskan crab soup is most apropos.

 

[gmendoza]

Us in the oubliette don't take baths. It will kill our lice population.

but baked Alaskan sounds better than baked bunny

Queen em, Schmeen Schmem!

 

[Alaskan]

Lice taste crunchy and yummy.

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe our Queen would like them roasted on a stick?

 

[Bunnylady]

Maybe our Queen would like them roasted on a stick?

Can't say about either of our queens, but it appears that Alaskan does.

 

[Alaskan]

Personally, Alaskan prefers them roasted in a bowl, with some salt and pepper and a touch of cayenne.

 

[sourland]

Alaskan did at one point on the two week vacation wonder if some crabs had taken up residence on Alaskan's person,

And how might have that happened?

 

[Alaskan]

Nothing happened, nothing I say.

Sure, there was some odd discolouration, and a few itchy spots (actually, does more than three still qualify as 'a few'?)

But Alaskan didn't ACTUALLY bring home any new friends, really.

 

[sourland]

Methinks SHE doth protest too much.

 

[Wisher1000]

Wait..............Alaskan, what warm state were you in?