Green Club

[Wisher1000]

Tis not for me to question why.

Tis just for you to do, or die!

 

[Bunnylady]

The Princess might tell him to knock himself out, but I don't think she'd really expect him to go that far!

(Besides, I think the daylilies may do the dying; deer graze them to the ground in the Spring around here.)

 

[sourland]

I have a deer solution.

 

[Alaskan]

does it involve making sausage?

 

[sourland]

Partial solution for sure.

 

[gmendoza]

MMMM...me loves food.I don't get out much in this oubliette.

Oh queen, your Royal Highness, I do asketh you a question.

Could I possibly get out of here and go to the renaissance festival in Hickory, NC?

They are serving grog and mutton.

I will be the one covered in hair.

 

[Wisher1000]

Gentle Gman, it has come to my attention that you may have been falsely accused of misconduct that you didn't commit. Therefore, you are granted permission to leave the oubliette, and the kingdom, to attend the festival. The only requirement is that you remain clothed at all times and bring me back a souvenir.

 

[sourland]

Wisher, be careful what you wish for. "Just sayin'."

 

[Alaskan]

Oooooh, a renaissance festival? Beer wenches? Very low cut corsets? Belly dancing?

Back when Alaskan was a young and lusty sprout......and still attractive to the opposite gender....Alaskan frequented such festivities.

 

[gmendoza]

Gentle Gman, it has come to my attention that you may have been falsely accused of misconduct that you didn't commit. Therefore, you are granted permission to leave the oubliette, and the kingdom, to attend the festival. The only requirement is that you remain clothed at all times and bring me back a souvenir.

Thank you your Royal Highness.

Also thank you for the false findings of accusations upon my person.

Tis a tumbleweed, or tis a hedgehog, or some seedy undercover person disguised like me, bent on evil.

But undressed and hairy, I will fit into yon festival of renaissance. I shall have a sign on me that sayeth:

"Verily, I have escapeth yon Oubliette!"