Green Club

[Bunnylady]

Gman, you have just described me.

Toys like that are referred to "well loved,"

 

[sourland]

Toys like that are referred to "well loved,"

As opposed to used and abused?

 

[Bunnylady]

As opposed to used and abused?

That's furniture - and dog toys.

 

[sourland]

You haven't met me.

The Princess, she's a rough one!

 

[Bunnylady]

Well, obviously you weren't acquired for your ornamental qualities.

And she must still consider you useful for something, since she hasn't binned you yet!

 

[sourland]

Trust me, it was an attractive young man that she married - she said I looked like Montgomery Clift (whoever the heck that is/was), but years of hard use has wrecked the exterior even though the motor runs strong.





Whenever someone comments on how long we have been together, I go into my act - remove my hat exposing my bald head, point at her, and say "Look at her and look at me. Who's had the better part of this deal?" The girl is still 'hot' at 68.

 

[gmendoza]

My exterior still looks good, but I have to change out the hamster.
The wheel is still moving,but the hamster is dead.

and I am starting to have muffler problems and backfire.

there is a constant ticking noise

and I havent rotated my tires so Im getting bad milage,otherwise im in good shape.

 

[Bunnylady]

Well, I was clearly never intended as an objet d'art, so it's a good thing I'm still useful. Some days it's a bit hard to get the engine to turn over, but once I get warmed up, I'm still pretty reliable.

 

[Wisher1000]

We're not talking about vehicles, are we?

 

[Bunnylady]

We're not talking about vehicles, are we?

.What do you think?

But seriously, are we ever talking about what we seem to be talking about? Does anybody actually know what we are talking about? Do we even know what we are talking about, and if so, do we all think we are talking about the same thing? Is it possible that we all think we know what we are talking about, when in truth we are each thinking about something different so we are actually having several different conversations at the same time, about several different things?

I think I need a nap.