Gritsar, I'm talkin' about you!

[easttxchick]

I just wanted to call her out for feeding my bad behavior the last few days.

She is the coolest, best-girlfriend, always got your back, laughs at all of my stupid comments kinda gal(and yes, we're both from the south, I can call her a gal and not get punched out) there is.
She is a real blessing to me and is always quick to pick me up and inspire me with her words and wisdom.
For those of you fortunate enough to call her friend, you know what I mean, for those of you who don't know her, you're missin' out-she's a peach.
Sorry, Kat, feeling all mushy today(there's a whole story there that involves a cake in the shape of a dog that lost his rear-end due to my mad driving skills this afternoon...have to post that on FB-not suited for here)...sniff, sniff.

Happy Holidays, my friend.

 

[gritsar]

Your comments were s'pose to be stupid?!?

Thanks my friend.

All the blessings that this season has to offer is what I'm wishing for you.

And if the turkey gets *stuffed* oh well. It'll probably improve someones attitude.

Can't wait to hear about the dog cake.

 

[easttxchick]

That's why I invited you to Texas for Christmas-to witness the "stuffing process".
I ain't right today...

 

[gritsar]

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Witness? I'm going right there in the middle of things with some cranberry sauce to stuff too....still in the can.

 

[ranchhand]

Urpy am I.

*on my way to E. TX for Xmas.* What can I bring?

I have just been instructed that the smoked oysters are not welcome,

Pecan pralines?

 

[easttxchick]

Ranchie, pecan pralines would be great! Also, if you don't mind, would you stop on the way and pick up about 100 more cans of cranberry sauce...the BIG cans, please.

 

[ranchhand]

Define "big"! You bet I can, I'll bring all you want, hon!

 

[easttxchick]

You know, those industrial sized cans they sell at Sam's Club? Those will be great!

 

[gritsar]

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*whips out her sam's club card. It's on me!*

 

[gritsar]

Thinks about the gifts I want to bring to easttxchicks Christmas dinner (keeping my ex in-laws in mind).

Okay, how 'bout...

A) Kane, not fed for three days prior and released in her house at the precise moment the food is put on the table.

Or

B) The 4 year old GS, feed nothing but candy and *green stuff* for three days prior and then fed syrup of ipecac as we sit down to eat.