hahahaha I've been pooped on by our chickens too many times to count!
I've been pooped on my them in my hand, on my lap, on my shoes, on my shoulder, on my arm, on my legs....
I think the only place they've never pooped on me is my head and back, thankfully! It would stink to have to wash out a glob of gooey poop in your hair, especially the watery stuff.
It seems I always have to have paper towels or napkins nearby when I'm holding my spoiled baby chick, Ivory...
The adult chickens don't do it as much, especially when you're holding them. But my hen, Cinnamon, used to squat her butt down when I picked her up, like she was trying to poop. Found out it was just something she did as "giving in" to a rooster.
I don't know why she did it when I picked her up!
But I would much rather have a chicken poop on me than step in dog poop...barefoot!
I've done that before when I was younger. I was running around on the lawn barefoot and it was dark out in the summer and I stepped right into a fresh pile of dog poop.
It's bad enough when you step on it with shoes on, but when you're barefoot...it's a very unpleasant experience, lets just say that. I would much rather step in chicken poop.





The adult chickens don't do it as much, especially when you're holding them. But my hen, Cinnamon, used to squat her butt down when I picked her up, like she was trying to poop. Found out it was just something she did as "giving in" to a rooster.


But I would much rather have a chicken poop on me than step in dog poop...barefoot!


