Guys vs Girls battle thread!

[SparkleFlower]

Quote:
*gets flattened*

*gets 145678924356789087654345678908765432345678900987654567890876543456789876532456789876543567898765 zillion kittens and dumps them on you*

 

[DuckRaiser]

*gets flattened*

*gets 145678924356789087654345678908765432345678900987654567890876543456789876532456789876543567898765 zillion kittens and dumps them on you*

aw!!! How fluffy!!! *Turns them all into a army of Oscar the cats* Now my little guys, attack her and you get a treat! *All of them pounce and claw at SparkleFlower*

 

[SparkleFlower]

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!!!!!!

*FORCE FEEDS YOU POISON*

 

[DuckRaiser]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!!!!!!

*FORCE FEEDS YOU POISON*

*Spits it out, gets 87489275846275483975298572985793285743895738957295875629587259928759725987328539579857357395738573475947548539573985737598753973948725972957846389573985673985385343 zillion billion million trillion tigers that attack you*

 

[NinjaRooster]

*freezes time*

 

[DuckRaiser]

*freezes time*

*Unfreezes it, chops your head off*

 

[NinjaRooster]

*Unfreezes it, chops your head off*

You were frozen.

*continues where I was...*

*organizes everybody onto a life size chess board.*

 

[DuckRaiser]

You were frozen.

*continues where I was...*

*organizes everybody onto a life size chess board.*

*Makes everyone back the way they were and kills you.* I can not be frozen.

 

[NinjaRooster]

*Makes everyone back the way they were and kills you.* I can not be frozen.

That's too bad.... I can't be killed...

 

[DuckRaiser]

That's too bad.... I can't be killed...

I can freeze you, I did freeze you, I will now throw you off a cliff