Happy Birthday, Pyxis!

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Happy Birthday, Shayna! (@Pyxis)

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I would have sent you some type of exotic hatching egg for your birthday.
But knowing your luck it would have gotten lost in the mail, traveled halfway around the world, someone would have opened the package and replaced it with some kind of hybrid crocodile/triceratops egg that they no doubt coughed a virus on while they were at it, put it back in the mail where it would get lost again long enough for it to hatch in the box and by the time you got it you would be infected immediately upon opening the package with some weird sickness and attacked by the newly hatched starving hybrid baby crockatops which of course you would fall in love with and have to nurse back to health with your own blood while your coughing your teeth out and feverishly scouring the internet to find the source of these crockatops eggs so you can purchase a few friends for it so it can have a family and live it's best life, no doubt costing you thousands of dollars for the eggs plus everything you will need to create the perfect enclosure to keep the little blood suckers from getting loose which is probably going to be some kind of 20 ft tall iron fencing....

So I decided nah. I like you too much to do that to you, so I will just wish you Happy Birthday with some random emu pic off the internet like a normal person and call it good.
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