Has anyone ever tried to get a emergency injunction for their hens?

[Sonoran Silkies]

How about getting a peacock or two and some guineas?

 

[Wifezilla]

Oh yes...several of those....

And a huge goose to scare the beejeezuss out of that next door neighbor with no sense of humor.

WAIT....don't male quails crow??? (might need some of those too)

 

[starrwalker]

I was thinking more along the lines of an Emu, that way I could have him wear a harness and walk him down the street - preferablly in front of Town Hall,
............ anyone have a random - friendly - Emu I could borrow just for a few days? - Just kidding - but I would LOVE to see the look on their faces .

 

[Sonoran Silkies]

FWIW, this morning a gentleman was walking his horse and llama down my street