"My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunately chicken addicted like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the addicted, the hooked, and hatch-a-holics (chicken crazed)
Poor unfortunate souls
In poultry, in need
This one longing to have a bigger incubator.
That one wants to get more eggs.
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So addicted, so hooked
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Crazychicken, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
The chicks in their eggs don't like a lot of blabber
They think a master who talks loudly is a scare!
Yet on land it's much preferred for chickens not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with incubation
True gentlemen do it themselves when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a hen who lays an egg
It's she who lays who get's a meal
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy teen and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your sanity !
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Nifty,Speckledhen, now we've got him
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Incubatous eggerous
Come eggs of the rare breeds
hatchis eggius
et max incubatous
La chicks to me "
comically rewritten by Crazychicken originally written by Disney.
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