Have ya ever done something just not nice, but worth it!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by dmiravalle, Jan 15, 2011.

  1. dmiravalle

    dmiravalle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 23, 2010
    Foresthill, CA
    Ok, I had to share this because first off I have no idea what Yee is or even how to spell it, but here it goes...

    I was at the grocery store and in the organics section shopping for refried beans and this lady, who I could smell from two isles over was yelling at the clerk, "I need my Yee!! I am a vegan, and it is important to my diet, where is the manager you stupid girl". ( No offense meant to my vegan friends on this site, please don't take this wrong). The poor clerk was stammering, she didn't know what yee was and she was the only one in the organics section right now.

    So at this point, turns out my beans were on the same isle. As I got to the middle of the isle, this lady starts yelling at me (I was in my ranch clothes so I KNOW she didn't mistake me for a clerk). "Do you know where the "bleeping" yee is???? The poor clerk was almost in tears... sooooooo........ being the evil person that I am, I said, "Why, I believe it is in the Yee Haw section." The lady looked at me as said, "What is Yee Haw, I have never heard of it, what does it do?"

    Now, I know I should have kept my mouth shut, but couldn't stop, cuz this lady was just RUDE! I said, "It is a redneck herb". The clerk got it at this point and couldn't stop laughing, but the lady had to ask....

    So I explained a Redneck Herb helps with personal body odor, but the side affect is it makes you crave meat! The store clerk was laughing so hard she couldn't stand up and the lady, removed herself immediately from right in front of the refried beans!

    The lesson of the day, be careful what redneck you yell at in the grocery store! [​IMG]
  2. BantamoftheOpera

    BantamoftheOpera Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 24, 2010
    Southern Maine
    [​IMG] People can be so inconsiderate to employees
  3. KBChicks

    KBChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 21, 2010
    Love it...........[​IMG]
  4. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays

  5. Chick_In_The_Burbs

    Chick_In_The_Burbs Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 26, 2010
    Western Washington

    That's PRICELESS!!! Hooray for you! Hopefully the lady learned SOMETHING from the experience.

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  6. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    [​IMG] Too funny. Wish you would have gotten THAT on Youtube! [​IMG]
  7. dmiravalle

    dmiravalle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 23, 2010
    Foresthill, CA
    She probably would have sued me!!! [​IMG]
  8. True Grit

    True Grit Chillin' With My Peeps

    What the heck IS yee? I was vegan and Idk. You're a quick thinker. I usually figure out the killer response a half hour later.[​IMG]
  9. Ms.FuzzyButts

    Ms.FuzzyButts Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 5, 2009
    North Alabama
    [​IMG] So glad you did that!! Suits her right!!!!!
  10. dmiravalle

    dmiravalle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 23, 2010
    Foresthill, CA
    Quote:I talked to a couple of vegan friends and they said she was just crazy... So no clue yet on the yee.

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