Ok, I had to share this because first off I have no idea what Yee is or even how to spell it, but here it goes...
I was at the grocery store and in the organics section shopping for refried beans and this lady, who I could smell from two isles over was yelling at the clerk, "I need my Yee!! I am a vegan, and it is important to my diet, where is the manager you stupid girl". ( No offense meant to my vegan friends on this site, please don't take this wrong). The poor clerk was stammering, she didn't know what yee was and she was the only one in the organics section right now.
So at this point, turns out my beans were on the same isle. As I got to the middle of the isle, this lady starts yelling at me (I was in my ranch clothes so I KNOW she didn't mistake me for a clerk). "Do you know where the "bleeping" yee is???? The poor clerk was almost in tears... sooooooo........ being the evil person that I am, I said, "Why, I believe it is in the Yee Haw section." The lady looked at me as said, "What is Yee Haw, I have never heard of it, what does it do?"
Now, I know I should have kept my mouth shut, but couldn't stop, cuz this lady was just RUDE! I said, "It is a redneck herb". The clerk got it at this point and couldn't stop laughing, but the lady had to ask....
So I explained a Redneck Herb helps with personal body odor, but the side affect is it makes you crave meat! The store clerk was laughing so hard she couldn't stand up and the lady, removed herself immediately from right in front of the refried beans!
The lesson of the day, be careful what redneck you yell at in the grocery store!
I was at the grocery store and in the organics section shopping for refried beans and this lady, who I could smell from two isles over was yelling at the clerk, "I need my Yee!! I am a vegan, and it is important to my diet, where is the manager you stupid girl". ( No offense meant to my vegan friends on this site, please don't take this wrong). The poor clerk was stammering, she didn't know what yee was and she was the only one in the organics section right now.
So at this point, turns out my beans were on the same isle. As I got to the middle of the isle, this lady starts yelling at me (I was in my ranch clothes so I KNOW she didn't mistake me for a clerk). "Do you know where the "bleeping" yee is???? The poor clerk was almost in tears... sooooooo........ being the evil person that I am, I said, "Why, I believe it is in the Yee Haw section." The lady looked at me as said, "What is Yee Haw, I have never heard of it, what does it do?"
Now, I know I should have kept my mouth shut, but couldn't stop, cuz this lady was just RUDE! I said, "It is a redneck herb". The clerk got it at this point and couldn't stop laughing, but the lady had to ask....
So I explained a Redneck Herb helps with personal body odor, but the side affect is it makes you crave meat! The store clerk was laughing so hard she couldn't stand up and the lady, removed herself immediately from right in front of the refried beans!
The lesson of the day, be careful what redneck you yell at in the grocery store!
