I have yet to lock myself into the coop but do have a funny story about locking myself out of my house last winter.
I went out on a Sunday morning to feed the horse and throw trash out.....and managed to lock myself out. Now, I have a detached garage that we used to keep padlocked with a combo lock....and had a spare key we kept inside for the house. Well, we ended up adding a dividing wall with a real exterior door, so we could have the open side for hay and mower storage and the other side for important stuff since the new door was kept locked.
Except I had never gotten around to moving the house key....and The extra house key was now on the locked side.
Which meant I needed the garage key to get to it.
Which was on my house key ring.
Which was in the house.
Which was locked.
Sigh.
I tried the house door a few more times. Still locked
Walked out to the garage and tried turning that doorknob. Still locked.
Darn it.
I did have my cell phone with me, so I call my brother in law who says it would take him at least an hour to come over, so to "keep trying" so he wouldnt have to bother.
Now the garage dividing wall is only about 8 feet tall....so I thought that if I could just climb the wall, I could get to the spare key side of the garage.
Keep in mind it is 10 am on a Sunday morning and about 35 degrees out. I am wearing bright pink fleece pajamas pants, knee high rubber boots and a coat.
So I find a big muck bucket, flip it over and try to stand on it to reach over the wall. It is too flimsy and starts to cave. So I am looking around and decide that I could probably stand on the riding mower seat...which would give me an extra 3 feet or so and should make me tall enough to hike myself over the wall. Except the mower is turned and along the opposite wall. I start it up to move it, in the garage, and it is SO cold out that it is chugging and sputtering and refuses to do anything until warmed up. Within about 10 seconds the garage is full of black smoke and I have to abandon that idea and stand outside to try to breath a bit
Finally I decide to just go next door to the old lady's house and sit in there in the WARMTH to wait for my brother in law to arrive. I walk down the street (in my pajamas and knee high rubber boots, don't forget) and realize it is sunday morning and she is at church. And looking around, so are ALL of my other neighbors.
Darn it.
So I walk back over to my house. I have this crazy dog who is extremely destructive and has to be crated if in the house alone. Now, I can normally run out for a minute or two to feed or do things and be okay. But i would never leave him out loose in the house for any length of time. As I am outside trying to find a way to get in, I can hear him crashing around in there and barking and having a grand ol time.
Darn dog.
I end up trying, on a fluke, my truck door. It is unlocked! So I sat in there where is was maybe 36 degrees and found an old package of peanut butter and crackers. It is Sunday morning, 35 degrees out and I am in my pajamas and knee high rubber boots, sitting in my truck in the carport eating old stale peanut butter crackers.
How is this even my life?
I had just started dating (like seriously, 1 date before this) a guy.....and he called me on my cell while I was out there. I told him what was up and he offered to come "help". Now, let's rehash......
Pajamas
Knee high rubber boots
No makeup, haven't brushed my hair or even my TEETH yet.
No thank you, I would rather freeze to death and DIE.
You know how when you get really desperate, you sometime wonder if maybe you just turned the door knob or rattled the door ONE MORE TIME, it might work this time?
Well, in desperation I went back to the garage and tried the doorknob one more time.
AND THE DARN DOOR JUST SWUNG RIGHT OPEN.
Yes, it was locked. But the cold weather had slightly warped the frame and it apparently wasn't latching all the way. So although I earlier tried to open it and saw the knob was locked...I didn't PUSH hard that time. So when I tried again and gave it a turn and rattle it just opened right up.
How ridiculous was that??!
We now have a spare key on our front porch.....for the garage. So we can unlock the garage and get our spare key for the house. That way if anyone finds the key on our porch, they still can't break into the house. And the extra key in the garage is well hidden.
Maybe the rest of you should get one of those "pay as you go" cell phones and just keep it charged and sitting in the chicken coop Just In Case.