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Thats a REALLY good question!

I want to know who decided to be the first person who decided to eat a raw oyster.

" hey Gorax come here i'll give you ten shiny stones to open this wet rock and eat what ever is inside"
 
Why oh why do baggers put my gallon of milk IN A BAG!!!??? It has a handle for crying out loud!
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Be sure to let your Dr know if you have high blood pressure, a heart condition, etc before taking this medication. Shouldn't the Quack already know.
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I thought these ones were quite interesting, and a bit different from your average 'pizza in a square box' ponderisms.
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Here's a few:

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If 24 hr convenience stores are open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

Why is it when you're driving & looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why do they report power outages on TV?
 
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Thats a REALLY good question!

I want to know who decided to be the first person who decided to eat a raw oyster.

" hey Gorax come here i'll give you ten shiny stones to open this wet rock and eat what ever is inside"

I bet they saw an otter eating one. Have you ever seen otters float on their backs and put a rock on their belly and use it to break open oysters?
 
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I always have everything bagged.....it is a windy mess here everyday and the bags handles are easier to carry multiple bags so I can run inside really quick. Less trips. The mild jug handle won't go over my arm
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I've heard that one many times before, but it never ceases to make me laugh.
 

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