Ahhh....
1. Mom went into the ER 5 different times today.e
2. A bunch of chickens decided to walk down our driveway and end up in our neighbor's coop almost a mile down the road.
3. I was a giant Easter Egg. All day.
4. Sarah decided to attempt to drown herself in our pond.
Could you please explain numbers 1 and 4 a little better cuz I'm not sure I read it right?? XD
*a million invisible emojis*
Ahhh....
1. Mom went into the ER 5 different times today.
2. A bunch of chickens decided to walk down our driveway and end up in our neighbor's coop almost a mile down the road.
3. I was a giant Easter Egg. All day.
4. Sarah decided to attempt to drown herself in our pond.
Could you please explain numbers 1 and 4 a little better cuz I'm not sure I read it right?? XD
In between of the ER escapades.
1. Okay, so Mom apparently woke up at 1 AM (a half hour after I fell asleep after BYC) last night to such severe chest pains that she thought she was having a heart attack. She drove herself down to the hospital (45 minutes- COME ON MOM- IF IT WAS THAT SERIOUS, YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN AN AMBULANCE!!!) and was hospitalized for a full hour before they even realized it wasn't her heart. It was a severe Gastric Reflux attack that was so severe it mimicked a heart attack perfectly. And then she came home at 7 AM, where I was informed of this escapade for the first time.
To sum it up, we ended up driving back to the hospital 4 times because it was so bad she became temporarily paralyzed to walk or move her lower body. Why they kept dispatching her, I'll never know...
4. Sarah, my SS hen, flew into the pond without reason. I dove in there and swam out to retrieve that stinking drowning hen.
1. Okay, so Mom apparently woke up at 1 AM (a half hour after I fell asleep after BYC) last night to such severe chest pains that she thought she was having a heart attack. She drove herself down to the hospital (45 minutes- COME ON MOM- IF IT WAS THAT SERIOUS, YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN AN AMBULANCE!!!) and was hospitalized for a full hour before they even realized it wasn't her heart. It was a severe Gastric Reflux attack that was so severe it mimicked a heart attack perfectly. And then she came home at 7 AM, where I was informed of this escapade for the first time.
To sum it up, we ended up driving back to the hospital 4 times because it was so bad she became temporarily paralyzed to walk or move her lower body. Why they kept dispatching her, I'll never know...
4. Sarah, my SS hen, flew into the pond without reason. I dove in there and swam out to retrieve that stinking drowning hen.
0_0 wow..... Is she okay now?
XD chickens
Mom's still in agony- I can hear her moaning in her sleep- and it's probably going to be another hospital trip sometime tonight so they can give her that ER-exclusive treatment THAT SHE CAN ONLY GET IF SHE'S HOSPITALIZED!
Honestly, I actually have no clue exactly what this is, and she's too weak to tell me... 
Tell me about it.
I think it's probably because of me. SERIOUSLY, MOM, I'M *BLANK BLANK*, I CAN STAY HOME ALONE FOR A COUPLE DAYS!!!
