Help finding new goose for mourning gander

[ElGoose]

Hold on. Your neighbor just mosied on over, stole your goose, and you have merely given him a "stern warning"? Have you actually contacted the authorities? Have you not thought of simply mosying onto their property and taking back what is yours?

Listen nobody is more frustrated than me. There’s nothing the police can do. We’ve had things stolen before and they basically just laugh at us. We’ve even been to his property and had a look around and it’s evident she’s escaped from there. He isn’t really our neighbour either he lives about 20 minutes away

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Listen nobody is more frustrated than me. There’s nothing the police can do. We’ve had things stolen before and they basically just laugh at us. We’ve even been to his property and had a look around and it’s evident she’s escaped from there. He isn’t really our neighbour either he lives about 20 minutes away

Did you see him steal the goose? Or did he admit to it?

 

[ElGoose]

Did you see him steal the goose? Or did he admit to it?

Well he bought it under the impression that the guy in the caravan owned them, he didn’t realise they were ours. The day after he took her the caravan guy went on the run because now there’s a warrant out for his arrest for all sorts of stuff because he took her at night we didn’t see it happen, we only found out because he came back the next day to try get the other and we stopped him. It’s obviously very frustrating and painful but he didn’t know he was doing anything wrong.