Well I read the link and just before dark went out to get Brewster, decided to use the light from the kitchen window so I could see what I was doing, sat him down on the snow, holding his wings and he laid down while I kept ahold of his wings by placing my knees on each side of his body.
I had the scissors sharpened and a pink bowl of flour sitting in the snow (white flour and a white bowl w/white snow wasn't a good idea). I was going to start at the back of his head like the link said but at the first cut he moved his head so I chickened out. I began at the front of his head and did it quickly, first half done! Then I tried again at the back, got the second half done!
I poured flour in the cut areas while moving the comb pieces away from him where they had fallen. Then I remembered the link said not to pull on the wattles, but just decide where, then cut. Got the right side done. Did the left side, these were thinner than his comb but wider so it was folded when I cut. I think one side is a bit longer than the other, a tiny bit but I left it and got flour on those, too.
There didn't seem to be much red in the snow, which was a relief but there was some on his feathers and I didn't want the hens picking at him. He spoils his ladies and lets them do whatever they want to do to him, very patiently. I decided we'd go inside the house and wash him up a bit in the bathroom.
We got past all the hunting dogs and into the bathroom. I set him on the counter next to the basin, turned on the cold water and got a wash rag. The flour wasn't doing a great job so I kept washing him off and holding the cold wet rag, applying pressure and that took forever so I went to the kitchen to get corn starch.
Brewster shook while I was gone...that one little sentence, said something like "try not to let him shake much..." and I'd like that part highlighted in bold because white beadboard is not fun to wash! The mirror, the counter, the walls, the floor, the beadboard, it all got washed many times. Certainly every time I finished, it was time to do again.
I was talking to Brewster during this ordeal, he didn't say much, he was breathing out his mouth, tipping his head forward so the red ran down his beak and into the basin while the water ran- he is one smart boy!
The cornstarch didn't last long so I ran and got the paper towel roll and came back to see he'd shook again. He'd also pooped a few times and I had the mop bucket handy cause I had him on the floor for a bit, away from the beadboard.
I withheld food all day, but not water, that saved me a lot of mess. But, I'm not sure so many people would have brought him into the bathroom or house to begin with but I kept thinking of L&S getting 10 birds ready for last weekend's show. She must've had hers in the bathroom, too? Right? How else and where else would you wash a bird? I don't know how she or anyone else does that, it took me forever with the rag and water.
I finally put long folded strips of paper towel on top his comb and while he laid down I had the wet wash rag on his chest for his wattles. He slept a lot while I was pretending to be the efficient nurse and housekeeper. When he woke up, he'd stand up and shake and a few times I'd catch him before he shook, only a very few times and put my hand gently on his back shoulders and he'd just lay down again- he's such a great rooster, I'd be washing those walls and mirror right there in his face and he was as gentle as ever, never scolding or threatening, not even riled about the beautiful blond roo looking back at him in the mirror...
I kept washing his head, chest, his beak, checking his nostrils and while he was sleeping he was breathing well thru his nose. It seemed to take hours and finally it seemed a good time to take him back to the coop so once we got past the dogs again, the geese and ducks talked to us as we headed to his coop.
Wouldn't you know it, one of the GLW hens noticed right off the bat? His 7 BO hens and 1 RIR hen were just happy he was back. But the GLW, (there are 4) she kept leaning over and looking with the one eye and was just thinking of pecking at him when I shooed her away and turned off their light which made her forget long enough for me to feed them. They have a big coop divided by chicken wire so the EE's are in the first half of the coop. The Ee's light was still on and after everyone ate, I turned off that light, too, after making sure Brewster was settled on the top rung of the perches.
He still looks like a roo...kind of like when long hair gets cut short. I only took off a bit below where his points were, maybe not enough but I was afraid to take too close to his head. I was exhausted after all that! I think he is, too! Everyone in the coop on both sides, they were all quiet and ready for bed and so was I.
But first I had to take a couple tylenol cause the kids were on their way to share a bit of my DD's 22nd birthday w/me...I pretended nothing out of the ordinary happened but I kept yawning.
I couldn't just put him back out in the coop and have him all red and the coop, too. The girls had fresh straw to dig in before I took him out to do this. He's so beautiful and I want him to sleep comfortably and wake up beautiful. His comb is looking nice and red, healthy- I'll just keep an eye on it while its healing and his demeanor, too. I want him around for a very long time...
(Forgot the camera at work but took pics on the cell, couldn't get the pics to send to my email so will ask son if he can for me.)