Help, one of my chickens have feathers!

[redhen]

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yes, he has had his wife fooled all this time...

 

[P@P@2four]

you know ... this post had me very very concerned... As soon as I got home this evening I ran to the barn to check on my chickens ... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I see signs of feathers on every single one!! Apparently it's incredibly contagious and now they are sitting on these white or brown spheres ... I can't even get near these spores (??) as they immediately attack me when I try to grab them ... First the feathers and now this ... my poor, poor hens and i'm afraid for my boys ... no signs of these spores from them, but when I turn on the lights they "scream" as if they are in pain or are angry with me ... I'm afraid I now have mutant chickens or that they are possessed by Intelligent Life forms from another planet or something ... I'm sleeping with my BBQ apron on tonight and the BBQ sauce close by.

I called my vet and explained everything to him ... he said he's sending someone over right away. I'm wondering if I should meet him in the yard with my biohazard suit on.

Wow ... that was fast ... they're here ... they must be taking this seriously ... there's an ambulance and even a couple of police cars ... I'll let you all know how it goes later ...

Please be CAREFUL ... VERY VERY CAREFUL!!!!

 

[redhen]

P@P@2four :

you know ... this post had me very very concerned... As soon as I got home this evening I ran to the barn to check on my chickens ... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I see signs of feathers on every single one!! Apparently it's incredibly contagious and now they are sitting on these white or brown spheres ... I can't even get near these spores (??) as they immediately attack me when I try to grab them ... First the feathers and now this ... my poor, poor hens and i'm afraid for my boys ... no signs of these spores from them, but when I turn on the lights they "scream" as if they are in pain or are angry with me ... I'm afraid I now have mutant chickens or that they are possessed by Intelligent Life forms from another planet or something ... I'm sleeping with my BBQ apron on tonight and the BBQ sauce close by.

I called my vet and explained everything to him ... he said he's sending someone over right away. I'm wondering if I should meet him in the yard with my biohazard suit on.

Wow ... that was fast ... they're here ... they must be taking this seriously ... there's an ambulance and even a couple of police cars ... I'll let you all know how it goes later ...

Please be CAREFUL ... VERY VERY CAREFUL!!!!

yes..and also a hot grill by your side seems to be a pretty good deterrant..may the force be with you!!​

 

[Bawkadoodledoo]

PLEASE BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL NOT TO GO WITHIN 700 (Seven Hundred) METRES OF THIS LIFE FORM. IF YOU GET CLOSER THAN 700 (Seven Hundred) METRES IT WILL SUCK YOU IN WITH IT'S FEATHERS. I REPEAT. DO NOT GET CLOSE TO IT. I HAVE CONTACTED AREA 51 AND THE FBI. THE CIA IS COMING OVER TO ESCORT YOU TO MARS. I REPEAT, DO NOT PANIC. DO WHAT THE MEN IN THE BLACK SUITS WANT YOU TO DO.

 

[Imp]

Hi I'm Brian. I hacked into Imp's computer at work to warn you that the feathered chickens have taken over the asylum. Imp's flown the coop to make a direct attack on the dastardly mother ship. Almost no resistance left here. Imp's office has 2 doors and 12 windows all are filled with hideous feathered visages. I don't see an escape route. Pray for my soul, for I fear there is no hope for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[PurpleChicken]

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No, Thank you. As long as I know someone smiled then my work is done.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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The life of Brian.......

 

[Imp]

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Poor Brian,
I'll let him know tomorrow that he's been done in
by mutant feathered chickens. What a horrible way
to go. His DW Stephanie will be devastated. Hopefully the
mutants didn't steal his wallet and find out where he lived.
Stephanie could be in real danger. On second thought-
she's a valley girl, the mutants won't want her.

 

[zatsdeb]

I think I saw this on an episode of the X-Files.

 

[ChicknThief]

pips&peeps :

Whatever you do, don't share a kleenex with it. I've heard through the grapevine that the ones that have feathers have AI.

OMG! Not ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION! ​