Ha! I definitely know people like that. My grandmother is obsessive about keeping her babies safe. They were never out of the cramped run, she was afraid roost bars will hurt them when they jump down so they slept on the ground or on a cage, treats would attract vermin, roosters will KILL the hens, any kind of carbon stuffs to scratch in like leaves and straw in the run will give them Botulism, etc....Basically it comes down to trying to make the chickens so safe she killed them. Her entire flock ended up dying from one thing or another over about a year and a half. The entire flock being 12 birds.
I am babysitting her six girls until she finishes moving back to her farm and gets her pen built. They really like it with me. I let them free range and her hens love it. They are the first ones to start banging into the fence when I take too long to let them out. She had a bantam in with the five large girls and they tortured her mercilessly out of boredom. She is starting to be a little less crazy, and her comb is finally starting to get red at 10 months, but I am afraid it will all be undone when I have to give them back....
I am tempted to pretend they were eaten by predators and just keep them.