"Helpers" Anonymous-Chat Thread

[easttxchick]

Well, see, my mother in-law doesn't mind dogs, but she HATES all of my birds. I can only imagine her reaction to a giant tom...

 

[justmeandtheflock]

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I'll catch one and ship it to you

Now that would be hilarious! The postal service would need a GIANT box of Depends after that shipment.

I think they're beautiful AND added bonus, they'll chase unwanted guests off of my property. I want a tom! They're the REALLY mean ones!

We had a bunch of them move into the yard last year and the ducks would do hang out with them. One day the turkeys decided to pick on one of the ducks and my bantam ameraucana cockerals flew down there and whooped the turkeys's butts. The turkeys moved out after that

 

[adyhart1]

lol haha well we just need to get her some birds in the guest room. I am not looking forward to this visit. I know sheila knows some of the details more so than others but my MIL is a real piece of work.... She is always saying something about my house and the way i take care of my kids!!! uggghhh i'm a neat freak so my house is very clean ALMOST all the time! And i think i'm a good mommy! She thinks i'm too strick with my kids.... blahhhh We have fun but i want my kids to act like people not monkeys!

 

[adyhart1]

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Now that would be hilarious! The postal service would need a GIANT box of Depends after that shipment.

I think they're beautiful AND added bonus, they'll chase unwanted guests off of my property. I want a tom! They're the REALLY mean ones!

We had a bunch of them move into the yard last year and the ducks would do hang out with them. One day the turkeys decided to pick on one of the ducks and my bantam ameraucana cockerals flew down there and whooped the turkeys's butts. The turkeys moved out after that

protecting his buddies

 

[justmeandtheflock]

Ah, she's one of those

Here are some quotes from my MIL:

Upon seeing our first house for the 1st time: "I just prefer something bigger, that's all." House was no smaller than theirs

Upon seeing me on my wedding day: "I'm just not used to seeing her in makeup, that's all." I wear makeup most of the time

 

[adyhart1]

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lol ok those are good... here are a few of mine

"out of all the girls my son could have gotten pregnant i'm glad it was you"

i have very curly hair and since i was in the army i always have my hair up in a bun bc its long and curly but i sometimes straighten it

"oh wow you have hair... you shouldn't put it in a bun anymore it makes you look too old"

She doesn't like the "fancy" food i cook either... she never eats what i cook! She always goes and gets take out food its so insulting

 

[easttxchick]

Those sound VERY familiar.
The latest was, "Well, you could dress decent if you WANTED to you have a ton of clothes".
My response was, "Would you like me to wear open toed shoes into the coop?"
Same kind of thing with my hair, ady, it's down to my waist so I wear it up almost ALL of the time-she told me the same thing, that it makes me look older than I am...whatever.

 

[justmeandtheflock]

What is to fancy for her to eat, lol

 

[adyhart1]

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lol ohhh east, justme what are we to do! I dont understand why she is that way to me at all. I always try to be so nice and polite to her. I swear i will never treat my daughter in law like that.

 

[easttxchick]

We do the same thing we always do, ady-we roll our eyes and just put up with it because we're married to their sons.
And then we come on here and vent about them.