"Helpers" Anonymous-Chat Thread

[justmeandtheflock]

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I can just imagine what my drake would be telling everyone. That crazy giant duck keeps picking up MY WOMAN and now she's bringing those pesky babies around and she won't let me kill them

Yep, mine would be using a lot of 4-letter words. That idiot keeps picking me the *bleep* up and she won't put me the *bleep* down. It wouldn't be pretty.

My neighbor picked my boy up and was oogling him up and putting him up to her face and he bit her right on the lip.

 

[sonjab314]

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Duck is gonna smack you silly and run away in terror cause Sonja would be chasing me with a gun in one hand!

Naaa. I've been throwing my shoes at things lately. I hit DH square in the buttocks the other day. I can throw my shoe faster than I can run anymore lol

 

[justmeandtheflock]

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Duck is gonna smack you silly and run away in terror cause Sonja would be chasing me with a gun in one hand!

Yeah, I'm betting sonja could take on all of us with one hand tied behind her back. Smacking her silly is probably not the best idea.

So, you have admitted guilt

 

[sonjab314]

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Yep, mine would be using a lot of 4-letter words. That idiot keeps picking me the *bleep* up and she won't put me the *bleep* down. It wouldn't be pretty.

My neighbor picked my boy up and was oogling him up and putting him up to her face and he bit her right on the lip.

That's pretty funny. Wish I could have seen it.

 

[StevenW.]

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We all take that as a sign of admission

Pshhhhhh

 

[StevenW.]

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Yep, mine would be using a lot of 4-letter words. That idiot keeps picking me the *bleep* up and she won't put me the *bleep* down. It wouldn't be pretty.

My neighbor picked my boy up and was oogling him up and putting him up to her face and he bit her right on the lip.

Hahaha!

 

[easttxchick]

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Yep, mine would be using a lot of 4-letter words. That idiot keeps picking me the *bleep* up and she won't put me the *bleep* down. It wouldn't be pretty.

My neighbor picked my boy up and was oogling him up and putting him up to her face and he bit her right on the lip.

I've had them grab my lips, cheeks, hair...they do not discriminate-they just want DOWN!

 

[StevenW.]

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Duck is gonna smack you silly and run away in terror cause Sonja would be chasing me with a gun in one hand!

Naaa. I've been throwing my shoes at things lately. I hit DH square in the buttocks the other day. I can throw my shoe faster than I can run anymore lol

 

[justmeandtheflock]

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My neighbor picked my boy up and was oogling him up and putting him up to her face and he bit her right on the lip.

That's pretty funny. Wish I could have seen it.

I didn't see it or I might have laughed

She came in and told me and her lip was swollen.

 

[StevenW.]

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Duck is gonna smack you silly and run away in terror cause Sonja would be chasing me with a gun in one hand!

Yeah, I'm betting sonja could take on all of us with one hand tied behind her back. Smacking her silly is probably not the best idea.

So, you have admitted guilt

I think you are just trying to get me in trouble!