Hen not having it

[kcan2]

A short poem from the perspective of my new little hen regarding the advances of my rooster:

Not Having It

Today he tried to get me to eat some cheese but I was really
not having it
Yesterday he circled me and dropped a wing but seriously I'm
not that into having it
He's got nice feet feathers and all but it doesn't convince me to
want it
I know I'm cute and pretty but all he can do is
admire it
He showed me to the dust bath and around the wind chimes but playing music makes me want to
high-tail it
Honestly I’d rather watch myself in the mirror than see him try to
strut it
Objections will be raised if he continues to try to
get it

My poor rooster, he is such a little gentleman. Hopefully, in this case, nice guys will finish first - since there are no other guys!
Meanwhile she is keeping him guessing


(She's still not having it)

 

[chrissynemetz]

Oh that poor little fella.... sometimes they have to really work to get the ladies.

 

[BY Bob]

A short poem from the perspective of my new little hen regarding the advances of my rooster:
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Not Having It

Today he tried to get me to eat some cheese but I was really
not having it
Yesterday he circled me and dropped a wing but seriously I'm
not that into having it
He's got nice feet feathers and all but it doesn't convince me to
want it
I know I'm cute and pretty but all he can do is
admire it
He showed me to the dust bath and around the wind chimes but playing music makes me want to
high-tail it
Honestly I’d rather watch myself in the mirror than see him try to
strut it
Objections will be raised if he continues to try to
get it

My poor rooster, he is such a little gentleman. Hopefully, in this case, nice guys will finish first - since there are no other guys!
Meanwhile she is keeping him guessing

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(She's still not having it)

Outstanding! That made my day.

Hopefully he remains a gentleman. Our last one did not.

 

[Matilda Belle]

Poor guy! lol I have a similar cockerel (and husband).

 

[Nor-Cal Chickens]

At least he's a gentleman about it!

 

[kcan2]

Outstanding! That made my day.

Hopefully he remains a gentleman. Our last one did not.

Thank you! Does that mean your rooster is past tense like your statement!?

Poor guy! lol I have a similar cockerel (and husband).

Hang onto those nice guys!

 

[kcan2]

Omg! I actually think she is getting ready to lay her very first egg which coincidentally will also be my first egg as a chicken owner! I disturbed her twice by opening the coop door before I realized what might be going on... Anxiously waiting

 

[Matilda Belle]

Omg! I actually think she is getting ready to lay her very first egg which coincidentally will also be my first egg as a chicken owner! I disturbed her twice by opening the coop door before I realized what might be going on... Anxiously waiting

How exciting!

 

[Cryss]

If she starts laying she's also going to start "having it". Teenage hormones n all that.

 

[kcan2]

If she starts laying she's also going to start "having it". Teenage hormones n all that.

LOL too funny! My rooster would definitely appreciate that. I am excited to peek in the coop later when we get back home to see if there is an egg!