FUNNY STORY.  THE OTHER DAY MY GRANDAUGHTER CAME RUNNING IN FRANTIC.  ONE OF THE CHICKENS WAS MAKING A HORRIBLE NOISE AND SHE WAS SURE IT WAS SICK.  I WENT RUNNING OUTSIDE FEELING SO GUILTY.  I JUST KNEW I HAD POISONED THEM. ( I FEED THEM LEFT OVER MC DONALDS ) WELL, EVERYTHING LOOKED FINE, THEY WERE JUST SCRATCHING AND CLUCKIN.  A LITTLE WHILE LATER I WAS OUTSIDE AND HEARD THIS TERRIBLE NOISE COMING FROM THE RUN. I RAN OVER THERE AGAIN ,EXPECTING THE WORSE.  NOTHING!  I WAITED A FEW MINUTES AND MYSTERY SOLVED.  PENELOPE HAD JUST DISCOVERED THAT HER REAL NAME SHOULD BE PETE AND SHE WAS PRACTICING HER CROW.  SHE (HE) HASN'T QUITE GOT IT DOWN YET BUT IT'S GREAT FUN LISTENING TO HER PRACTICE. I'M GOING TO BE SAD TO SEE HIM GO, I CAN'T HAVE ROOSTERS.