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It's a bit off topic...
I decided that I would sit and edit chapters of my book in August; it's too hot to do much outside. I was looking for some information on the web and after looking at the various chicken sites I decided I would join this one. Then I thought while I'm here I'll post a couple of stories that will be in the book. Next thing I know I'm posting badly edited bits of the book....I'm not getting a lot of editing done.
In my role as emergency and social services rolled into one as mentioned above my current case load looks like this:
One baby killer who sits on any pile of eggs she can find
One single mum with status problems
One potential rapist; so far the hens just whack him and his elder brother does as well.
One lovely hen with mobility problems; she has tendon strain from sitting
There's the usual morning punch up over the fallen grapes that needs policing.
Two lots of escort duties for laying hens with a lazy cock who can't be bothered to go and escort them back to the tribe some days.
Meals on wheels for a nine year old Maran hen who finds the walk from the sheep field to my house tiring.
Nursery care for a hen with a week old chick.
Daytime security patrols.
The list goes on......
I decided that I would sit and edit chapters of my book in August; it's too hot to do much outside. I was looking for some information on the web and after looking at the various chicken sites I decided I would join this one. Then I thought while I'm here I'll post a couple of stories that will be in the book. Next thing I know I'm posting badly edited bits of the book....I'm not getting a lot of editing done.
In my role as emergency and social services rolled into one as mentioned above my current case load looks like this:
One baby killer who sits on any pile of eggs she can find
One single mum with status problems
One potential rapist; so far the hens just whack him and his elder brother does as well.
One lovely hen with mobility problems; she has tendon strain from sitting
There's the usual morning punch up over the fallen grapes that needs policing.
Two lots of escort duties for laying hens with a lazy cock who can't be bothered to go and escort them back to the tribe some days.
Meals on wheels for a nine year old Maran hen who finds the walk from the sheep field to my house tiring.
Nursery care for a hen with a week old chick.
Daytime security patrols.
The list goes on......