Hey, Chic-n-farmer!!

[Highlander]

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/ Tick, tock, tick, tock........

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

Oh, Vee! It's just what I've always wanted!!

 

[Highlander]

It was the best I could do from this distance. Just be careful, it's likely to go "boom" at any time.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

I'm gonna hug it and kiss it.... but I'm not gonna squeeze it....

 

[Highlander]

But if you don't squeeze it how will you get the eggs out?

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

Hmmm, that never occurred to me. I can tell I am going to have to give this rhea ownership some serious thought.

.... squeeze them just enough to get the eggs, but not so much they blow up...

I don't know if I am up to this. I may just stick a stamp on him and mail him back...

 

[Highlander]

Uhhhh him? You are going to have to do a lot more than squeezin' if you want to get eggs from him!

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

so much for this being a "family friendly" site!