HEY!!!! I've Been Re-Titled!! (and so have others)

[swampducks]

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Consider yourself thwapped!

Now Im gonna go cry. I knew once 25 came along it would be downhill from there. Heck what am I talking about..I never really had it

25?

Geeze, a youngster!!!

 

[havi]

Yep, well not even 25 yet really. Will be 25 in November. Just thought I would round up.

Makes me think of that George Carlin..joke? I'll have to find it somewhere and post it. He talks about when your a kid how your age is never just 5. Youre 5 and 1/2 or 5 and 3/4.


Gee..I guess you have to be someone special to get your title renamed.

Edited to add:

Here it is:

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?

If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!

That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.

You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. . . YEAS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!

After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

 

[Nupine]

Way cool! I want to be vegan weirdo! [hint hint] That would be cool.

 

[Opa]

You spend your whole life trying to find the answers and when you finally do you are to old to remember the questions.

 

[swampducks]

I love George Carlin.

I guess my dreams are almost gone....

*s8gh*

 

[Opa]

I've been a hoping that I would get retitled to "Old Rooster" but since I haven't, I need to find a picture, cartoon or something that I can use for my avatar. Any help would be appreciated.

 

[Justino]

lol i wanna be "J Daddy-O"

now that would be FUNNY

 

[asher]

Still waiting on my new title. *sigh* Half afraid what I'll get if I ask for one, though!

 

[Justino]

I WANT ONE TOO PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE idc what it is i just want one lol even it is "smells like rotten eggs"

 

[SterlingAcres]

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Yeah really! So for now, I'm settling with getting my post count up to snuff. LOL