HEY MODS! Need a quick response

[Scrambled Egg]

TheBigKahuna wrote:
You shall be forgiven this once if you agree to spend the first week raking the beach sand smooth after it arrives.

The first week is free, then I'll give you a wage.


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All bow to the ruler of the World! Me!

Surfs up!

Oh lucky me to have landed a job at the only commi beach around!!!

 

[Wildsky]

 

[rooster-red]

Quote:
I'll give you a raise.

Here, take these 2 telephone books and put them in your chair.

Now sit down in your chair and you'll be raised.

 

[Wildsky]

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Well you scared Countryboy nearly to death, did you see the look on his face?! I mean you blew his ear off and stuck his tongue to the top of his mouth..can't imagine what the poor guy would look like if you hadnt cleaned your nails, geez!!

Hey, clean your nails and pull up a chair..... no need to rake the beach.!.!
If you see PC - put your dark glasses on, we'll pretend we don't see him.

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Scrambled Egg wrote:
Ah, Big Kahuna, I'd like a raise please??!

I'll give you a raise.

Here, take these 2 telephone books and put them in your chair.

Now sit down in your chair and you'll be raised.

gives new meaning to the phrase "phone home"....​

 

[BYC User Wild]

NAAAAAAAAAAA ... you guys didn't scare me off. Just couldn't get back in to use the computer after Bigkahuna got his big Kanhineee stuck trying to climb in the bathroom window.

1 gallon of olive oil and a tow truck and all is well.

BTW PC If you're like whips you should check out the mods playroom in the basement. Right next to the green housing area. Just don't go through the green door. You REALLY don't want to know what they have in there.

 

[Scrambled Egg]

NAAAAAAAAAAA ... you guys didn't scare me off. Just couldn't get back in to use the computer after Bigkahuna got his big Kanhineee stuck trying to climb in the bathroom window.

Well I see that the staff has at least gone home and washed this morning and Wildsky must be using that cheap soap in the employees washroom because she is purple this morning. It's really dark in here too with that kahineee stuck in the window, thought it was an eclipse at first then I saw the grass skirt around the moon!!!

 

[MissPrissy]

Big mouth!! Shhhhhhh! Do you have to tell everything?

 

[Scrambled Egg]

who me??!! hey, i'm just mindin my own business out here raking the sand on the employee beach.....lalalala.......

 

[bantymum]

To whom it may concern:
I wish to apply for a job,
My credentials are as follows:
Blonde
Ambitious
36-24-36
actually make that : 63,63,36
barista
like wearing skirts
good at hair removal
bluddy good at making cocktails
good at cracking a stockwhip
always put the loo seat down
great at listening
even better at telling.