Hey Ranchhand

[Kitt]

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I love you and would never even consider using it on you, no not even with birdshot. Ranchy on the other hand.....

*Goes to look for the box of buckshot*

Just remember, the end with the holes has to butt up against your own butt to be effective. Eating bagels will actually add to stability.

 

[OrpingtonManor]

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Orpie!

and

Now stop that! Is that why you never call me any more?

Can't say I blame you, lol.

and

backatcha!

I never call because I'm always working my derriere off. School just finished, and now I'm beefing up security in the tractor. (Remember the roo raccoon snack a couple of weeks ago?) Plus, all these babies have kept me feeding and watering like the sorcerer's apprentice. And, I was starting to lose my mind from my tenant's negative energy. (So, gave him his 30-day notice!) Then, there's always the next house project, but that would require a phone call....

So, how's life in your neck of the woods?

BTW - to the OP, sorry to hijack. I could probably send you a roo or two, if the roo voo doo doesn't work. Whatcha need?

 

[sheila3935]

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Just dont aim toward Illinois my last hatch was 5 roos out of 7 and one I am still not sure. I have eggs in the bator and under a broody.

 

[ranchhand]

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Just dont aim toward Illinois my last hatch was 5 roos out of 7 and one I am still not sure. I have eggs in the bator and under a broody.

Ranchy has never been to IL..... hmmm.... nice place.

 

[sheaviance1]

I'm here, just had an extraordinarily long day at the shop.

Hope it works, i hear you have some pretty potent hoodoo. But sour, please, no more broodies!!!!! Pretty please?

 

[BrattishTaz]

Not only did I wake up to a new crower but he did the hokey pokey around my leg this morning. Thanks again, Ranchy!

 

[sheaviance1]

Sorry Taz, it must have misfired!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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It always does.

I guess I have nothing to fear from Sourland and his broody juju though.

 

[ranchhand]

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You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

and so on....

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/hokey.htm

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

and so on....

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/hokey.htm

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

I feel sorry for this one. He couldn't stop crowing until about 4 this afternoon. He looked sooo unhappy and confused. He is not the brightest bird I've ever had. His twin started crowing yesterday.