Hi, I'm ChickenMan

[FortCluck]

Ducks. We need to direct him to the ducks. And turkeys. Oh, and quail! Hahaha! He wants all the things now. I've created a monster!

I did the same with my husband. He calls himself a farmer now and he has big plans of expanding our "farm". Goats, geese, pigs, and turkeys are in our future.

 

[DiYMama540]

Welcome to BYC! Glad to have you both on board! Next time you add some birds, make sure yall add some geese You won't be disappointed! Great intro, made me laugh! Looking forward to your posts!

 

[Celticdragonfly]

Hello, Chicken Man! Glad you've joined us. You can tell us about your dreams.

 

[Chick-N-Fun]

Welcome to our FUNomenal community! Best wishes and have lots of fun!

 

[sourland]

Good morning Mr Marple err Chicken Man - yes, you deserve your own identity. I see that the enablers are already at work. Welcome to BYC.

 

[ChickenMan1418]

Hello, and welcome! Glad that you joined! What are your chicken dream's?

I just want to live up to the great examples that other ChickenMen before me have set. Men like Gustavo Fring and Colonel Sanders. And that one ChickenMan on Family Guy thats always fighting Peter Griffin.

 

[ChickenMan1418]

Also im not an enabler.

Which stage is denial again?

 

[ChickenMan1418]

Good morning Mr Marple err Chicken Man - yes, you deserve your own identity. I see that the enablers are already at work. Welcome to BYC.

Well I I'm a HVACR Contractor but I identify as a millionaire. No one will let me in the yacht club though and I'm kinda bummed about that.

 

[MissMarple]

Good morning Mr Marple err Chicken Man - yes, you deserve your own identity. I see that the enablers are already at work. Welcome to BYC.[/QUO

Hahahah...... yessssss.... but HE'S an enabler also... so... I think he fits right in!

Mr. Marple, I presume. Ever walk into a new place and everybody is looking up like they know you? Yeh, this is the 21st century version of that. Welcome, and we won't judge you based on what she has said......

What about emus and ostriches? I heard somewhere they are going to clone the Moa...so I'd say be ready.

Hey now, I've been nice.....
Ostriches peck hard!!!! And those eggs.... are insanely huge...

 

[MissMarple]

I did the same with my husband. He calls himself a farmer now and he has big plans of expanding our "farm". Goats, geese, pigs, and turkeys are in our future.

Yessssss..... I love this!