High-maintenance wives

[joebryant]

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Will you marry me and have my children?

Where's that pic of you in the same pose?

Besides I already have what I want.. and he hasn't spent $3000+ on a coop! LOL He's still a work in progress, but we're gettin' there...

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-Kim

Darlin' you can't love one
Darlin' you can't love one
You can't love one and still have fun
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love two
Darlin' you can't love two
You can't love two and still be true
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love three
Darlin' you can't love three
You can't love three and still love me
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love four
Darlin' you can't love four
You can't love four and still love more
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love five
Darlin' you can't love five
You can't love five and still survive
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love six
Darlin' you can't love six
You can't love six and still play tricks
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love seven
Darlin' you can't love seven
You can't love seven and still go to heaven
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love eight
Darlin' you can't love eight
You can't love eight and still play straight
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

Darlin' you can't love nine
Darlin' you can't love nine
You can't love nine and still be mine
So I'm a-leavin' on the midnight train

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

(Sing very slowly)
Darlin' you can't love ten
Darlin' you can't love ten
You can't love ten so
(Speed up)
Kiss me again and to heck with the midnight train!

La-de-dah uh-huh oh boy whoo whoo

 

[MissPrissy]

Are you wearing a powder blue leisure suit for your lounge act?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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with an ill-fitting rug?

 

[bluey]

...and a well positioned roll of quarters in his front pocket...to impress the ladies! (a la Tom Jones)

 

[MissPrissy]

and white patent leather shoes - Pat Boone style.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

But the hair sticking out of his ears ruins the whole splendiferous effect!

 

[joebryant]

Are you wearing a powder blue leisure suit for your lounge act?

with an ill-fitting rug?

...and a well positioned roll of quarters in his front pocket...to impress the ladies! (a la Tom Jones)

and white patent leather shoes - Pat Boone style.

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Dang, are y'all getting me all fixed up to be a runway model for Gaultier, Hermes, Gucci, Prada, or Versace?
Whichever, I want $450 per hour plus all expenses paid.

 

[MissPrissy]

You can probably get a scotch and tonic at the local airport lounge at best.

 

[ChuckenGirl]

and the beer gut.

:]

 

[dacjohns]

Saying nothing because I'm on double secret probation.

When do I get off probation?