High-maintenance wives

[ozark hen]

Stop, you all have me in tears now.

Seems to us all that Oblio and Joe B. have identity issues?

Larry and Bond???

Talk about high maintenance!!!!

 

[Their Other Mother]

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Ya, I just hate it when my DH brings home more bunches of diamonds and fur coats.

Well it sounds better than " Yeah, he loves me so much he spent $3600 bucks on chickens and a coop!" That would be a Jeff Foxworthy moment!

 

[gritsar]

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At least yours is built or in the process of getting built. My chickens are still living on the screened in porch while my SO is passed out in his recliner at the moment. Me? I'm sitting in his office staring at his gun cabinet.

 

[joebryant]

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At least yours is built or in the process of getting built. My chickens are still living on the screened in porch while my SO is passed out in his recliner at the moment. Me? I'm sitting in his office staring at his gun cabinet.

I withdraw my complain. LOL

 

[d.k]

* gritsar, I think our DH's are related. I don't have a gun cabinet to stare at-- But, I do have that possum pounding stick. . . . . I'm thinking of planting it, um, in the TV.

 

[d.k]

* Barely touched the button!!! (sigh)

 

[gritsar]

In all fairness, my SO does have a rotator cuff tear and is taking stout painkillers. On the other hand...they still shoot lame horses, don't they? *evil cackle*

 

[Dixiedoodle]

! I love this board.. Funny stuff..

 

[d.k]

* Well, see-- That's something I didn't give mine. When he had an accident at work, he got out of the hospital nearly a week later with enough Rx oxy to put down 3 or 4 elephants. I let him have TWO of them the first two nights he was home and then locked em up for good.

 

[gritsar]

d.k. I think I may need to spend some time with you to sharpen my husband keeping skills before I actually marry this one!