Holiday fun! -- What if your chickens could talk?

[Noble Rooster]

So there's a folktale from somewhere (I forget where) that says that animals can speak at midnight on Christmas Eve because they were some of the beings originally present when Jesus was born. If you went out to the coop at midnight tonight,

1) What would your chickens say to you?
2) In what kind of accent would your chickens speak?

I'll start!

1) Where is our oatmeal?
2) Hard to say. I think BBC-style British.

 

[randomchick]

1)I'm Sleeping! Leave me alone before I poop on you.
2)German, they would speak heavy german.

 

[LeBlackbird]

1) You bring treats???

2) Depends on where it came from

 

[eenie114]

1. Do NOT touch my hens, you creepy mailman!!
2. I dunno what accent he would have.....

 

[jeremy]

1.) 'scuse me sir, would you happen to have any mo' cabbage?
2.) Deep south, possibly with a touch of Creole.

 

[Miss Sebright]

1.) Bon'ure madaem, why are youse awake at zis ungodly hour?
2.) French accent

 

[lex381]

1) O O O do you have any treats? You gonna let us out? Huh? Huh?
2) i dunno.....probably west coast america like CA

 

[Chickie'sMoma]

Quote:
in the case of last night when i got home about 10:30pm and checked my girls and roo:
the girls:
1) woooaaa, who turned on the lights! hey i was listening to that x-mas song on the radio! turn it back on!
2) maybe some California Valley girl

my boy:
1) you again? crap, time to go to my sound proofed crate for the night.

wait! she didn't close the door! yippiee! i can chase the girls and crow early tomorrow

2) young teenager

 

[WriterofWords]

Chickens: Look, you wanna sleep with us or what??
Accent: TexMex

Me: You guys ok?
Accent: Baby talk

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

"Whut the heck is yur prob-Bob?
Spoken in Redneckese