Homesteaders

[Chicken girl 15]

Epoxy paint may buy you a little extra time with the seat.  Just don't sit on it till it's completely dry.  I speak from experience.  You can fill in the blanks.  

how in the world did you get that stuff off your skin?! Ouchiw!!

 

[lazy gardener]

Who said it was me??????

 

[Chicken girl 15]

Who said it was me??????   

I don't want to know who it was , that would be embarrassing.

 

[Raech]

It can't be much worse than a friend of ours that used our bathroom and broke our toilet seat. He quickly went to Home Depot and bought us a new one, but he hasn't lived it down yet.

 

[Kiki]

It can't be much worse than a friend of ours that used our bathroom and broke our toilet seat. He quickly went to Home Depot and bought us a new one, but he hasn't lived it down yet.

LOL Is he a large guy?

 

[Raech]

LOL Is he a large guy?

Not really, ex-military

 

[Kiki]

How did he break it?
I was thinking maybe he was a little large and sat on it and broke it???

 

[Beer can]

Since we're on the toilet subject somehow....
couple funny/ not so funny/ funny if you were there stories.
Bunch of us at a friends house ready for a 'night on the town', cab picking us up of course, very rural here (no pizza places will even deliver) but the owner of the small cab company in a nearby town would bend over backwards for this guy, gave him tons of business even grocery shopped and picked up beer, cigs for him. He decided to take a shower before the cab came...heard screaming, we all ran into the bathroom to see had slipped in the shower and completely destroyed the toilet water spraying everywhere don't think I ever laughed so hard

we still went out all night, never heard him complain, had a good time, found out the next day he wasn't so good.... was laid up for many weeks after, he broke a bunch of ribs...

Yrs ago I was working for a friend of my grandfather's in a bluestone quarry and he stopped up, very serious told us how he had to rescue my grandmother who fell in the shower, she was screaming...
They lived in a old single wide trailer, he couldn't get the door open cause it opened in, pushed and pushed, she screamed 'Your killing me!!'
"I can't get in get you fat azz away from the door" 'I can't I'm stuck' (for reference they were the worst people, neighbors, always fighting and screaming at each other, could hear them for miles, all us grand kids called gramma 'mean Jean the screaming machine' Lol!) (and they were not elderly so don't get mad at me for thinking it was funny, I was one of the older grandkids, they were probably in their early 60s)
He had to cut out the door out cause the hinges were on the other side, (don't think grampa had seen her nekid in many yrs...Lol!) then he had to figure out how to detach the toilet seat cause when she fell she jammed her elbow down into the toilet and her fist was stuck up under the seat, stuck...
After he left after telling us his serious story that we both didn't make a peep, we were in tears laughing holy crap! Lol

 

[Raech]

How did he break it?
I was thinking maybe he was a little large and sat on it and broke it???

he just sat down and it broke. I guess it was cracked and we never noticed lol.


Beer Can I love the stories. There is nothing funnier than clean bathroom humor.

 

[rancher hicks]

Well the stories made it worth asking. Thanks for that at least.