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[Beaker Duck]

Hi everyone!!!!
Ms Donna is drinking her sippy cups again. She said we can't go to Walmart and buy fireworks for New Years. You can't have New Years without fireworks, and we left our popper things at Bizzybodys house because we didn't know we was going on vacation.
So I made my own fireworks.

We will be trying them out in 22 minutes. I can't wait!
Since we'll be outside banging pots and pans and seting off fireworks, me and Billy wanna wish everyone a HAPPY NEW YEAR! Even though some of you still have 3 hours till you get in the new year. Hee hee- to you California peeples, I AM THE FUTURE!!

 

[babymakes6]

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Yes, it is me-however, the rest of the mascots are being held hostage or have disappeared and I cannot get ANYONE to send them on!

I don't know what to do to get them started again. I have even sent money to pay for them to be sent on, and STILL nothing happens. I am ready to give up the whole thing.

 

[Beaker Duck]

Okay, I ave to get everyone caught up. The day after New Years was rough:

 

[Beaker Duck]

Yesterday we went to the movies and saw The Muppets (one thumb down).While we were waiting, we found the candy store(yummmmm) and this lady was making carmel chocolate apples.
(2 Yums { chocolate and caramel} and a Yuk {apple})

Then some old hag was tring to make us eat them.

We told her we might be short but we are NOT one of the dwarfs

 

[Beaker Duck]

Today it was cold out. Miss Donna didn't want to take us anywhere.

So Billy and I went indoor rock climbing .

 

[Beaker Duck]

So today was little warmer an Ms Donna took us for walk.
I hafta ask miss Donna if she sniffted too much paint fumes yesterday. Cause I don't think we're in Florida anymore! I think we are in the desert in Arizona.

We walked a bit more, and I think we went from Arizona to California!

Cause we see'd Happy Cows. And Everyone knows Happy Cows comes from California!

Is it just me, or is one of his horns on backwards?

 

[Beaker Duck]

Hi Mr Cow, my name is Beaker.
Mr Cow whatcha doing?
Are you a Happy Cow?
Where is the Happy Cow cheese? I like Chee..

Agghggg he kissed me!!! COW GERMS!!! EWWWWWWWW

Boil Some Water! Get the dis-infected!! Call the barbeque peoples! BAD COW! Yuuukkkkk, Cow Germs! Stinky stinky cow breath!!


You know what Mr Cow? Peoples EAT cow tongues! It's yukky, but true. I see'd cow tongues n the grocery store. They are even grosser in the original packaging!
BAD COW! YUK

 

[MockingJay]

Good Mr. Cow

 

[Catching Fire]

HILARIOUS! Ohh, Beaker.

 

[Dapplepony]

*waves a cookie in front of Beaker*

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