Today I came home from work and found Beaker and Billy jumping on the bed:
"Beaker- Stop Jumping on the bed!!!"
"I'm not jumping on the bed!"
" You ARE jumping on the bed"
"ok, well,
technically I
AM jumping on the bed. But it's not for fun. I'm working!!"
" Working?? What are you talking about?"
"See this letter I got?"
"That looks like a loan solicitation"
" Oh, Miss Bizzybutt, that's because you can't read another language."
"It looks like English-What language is is?"
'It's in Beakertalk. Let me read it to you"
"Dear Mr. Beaker Duck, Sir,
Since you are so adorable and cute and handsome and sweet, we would be absolutely thrilled if you would work as a mattress tester for us.
signed,
Mr. Mattress Tester Bossman"
" See, look, he even paid me 20 bucks! And I have a new money clip to hold it in!!
"Beaker.... Ah, nevermind. Get washed up for dinner.
and- wash your hands only!! Do NOT get water on anything but your hands! Do NOT use more than 1 squirt of soap!
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"Use the water in the sink.. not the toilet!!"