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[OrpingtonManor]

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Billy can't swim. Eveyone knows chickens can't swim. He doesn't need swimmies, though, because he wears a Baggie full body swimsuit. Luckily for him, he floats very well, and like all children, he knows not to go near the pool unless there is an adult present. ( Remember little brother falling in the pool, and I pulled him out by the hair?.. The same brother who ate chlorine...and we wonder why he is the way he is today)
Purple Monkey floats also- the problem with him is he always seems to land face down in the water. He may need swimmies just to keep his face out of the water.

As for the other thing.. First of all, do you have to say how long ago it was? Makes us seem old.
And I panicked. The water was green. I couldn't see you. And I panicked. And I almost broke my legs running across the kitchen all soaking wet. AND I had to tell mom. And I didn't wanna go out there and see ya dead. You KNOW dead things creep me out. So I stayed inside and called 911.
It took a few minutes, but I ended up doing the right thing. Ah, you were such a pretty shade of blue. Now, if you had been purple, I might have called a taxidermist instead of a paramedic. I like purple!

Okay, I have to ask...is your mother still living? You two sound like you could have put her in the grave early!

they seem to be totally partners in crime. it's a bit frightening.

 

[mkmouse]

To answer the question YES Bizzy's mom is still alive. But she might not be if she only knew the half of the story. We also felt if we didn't get caught it was OK, and what she didn't know didn't hurt...
Bizzy 29's being nice ( I lied). It could have happened when we were 5 and no one would have known.
Also how's that tailbone feel still hurts

 

[LilBizzy]

THERE.. THEY HAVE SWIMMIES...

Happy now???? LOL

 

[mkmouse]

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Yea Swimmies. the dollar store must love you when you go in. Or did you take Billy and Purple Monkey to toys r us like we did Beaker?
May-be Purple Monkey can learn to swim like that orangutan i saw on TV.

 

[LilBizzy]

Even with the swimmie- Purple Monkey had technical difficulties:

Billy decided to use his swimmie as a boat, and try his luck fishing:

Unfortunately, the orange stingray he caught gave him a run for his money and made him tip. No pictures of the tipped Billy-in-a-swimmie. I was trying to hard to keep him from panic. Chickens can't swim, ya know.

 

[LilBizzy]

Purple monkey ditched his swimmie. Boy the sun is bright!:

Billy decided to ditch his swimmieboat and use the pool noodles as a fishing boat

Billy was sitting nicely balanced on the two noodles. All was going well. Until Purple Monkey wanted to float too- but his butt slid, seperating the noodles. Guess what happened then?

I went fishing, and got them both out of the pool. They climbed up on the deck to dry their butts in the sun.

 

[LilBizzy]

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they seem to be totally partners in crime. it's a bit frightening.

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Excuse me.. she was YOUR mother first, and longer. And yes, she is alive. And her meatballs stick to the ceiling.
The incident Mickey Mousebrain is talking about - we went swimming , even though the pool water was kinda green and icky. And she deiced to pass out and sink to the bottom like a stone. Me, I panicked and ran!! I stayed in the house and called 911. I really don't like dead things.
Then I started rooting through her stuff seeing if there was anything good to inherit. There wasn't- so I went outside and made her live. I figured another 50 years of torture would be punishment enough for scaring me!!

 

[LilBizzy]

Billy says..
" Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "

No, Billy, that's the Gettysburg Address

" Oh.. Ummm...
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. "


If Beaker was here, I am sure he would say the rules are too tough, and the Bizzy household government was impeding his right to pursue happiness. I bet he would write his own Declaration of Independance.

Anyway, Billy Says "HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY EVERYONE!!!"

"Is it time to set off the fireworks?"


Doofydog got haircuts, and wants to say Happy 4th also. She does NOT want to set off fireworks.

 

[mkmouse]

Billy says..


If Beaker was here, I am sure he would say the rules are too tough, and the Bizzy household government was impeding his right to pursue happiness. I bet he would write his own Declaration of Independance.

Anyway, Billy Says "HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY EVERYONE!!!"
"Is it time to set off the fireworks?"

Yes if Beaker was there he would write his own Declaration, however little ducks need to know that certin things ( power tools )
"as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. " It's a good thing Beaker isn't there with those fireworks, not a good thing, however Oliver on the other hand can think of a few things to do with them..

She say's she has the lighter ready. but then fraidy cat would run under couch thinking it is thunder..

HAPPY 4TH EVERYONE, STAY SAFE

 

[LilBizzy]

Billy decided the pool water was too cold to take chances in, so he used the lounge float as his fishing raft. He was determined to have a 4th of July fish fry. He said if he didn't catch the fish, he'd blow them out of the water with firecrackers.


Luckily, He caught not one, but two. The first catch excited him, but the second catch made him proud.

He had to lean back and hang tight. That fish was really putting up a fight.

He used the foot part of the lounge as his fish keeper, and continued fishing ..

Somehow, he came up with another idea, and gave up on the fishing . What did he think of? Tune in next time..