Hekkooooo everyone!! I know you think I been ducknapped or something, but I haven't, I swear. I have been having adventures but the bizzybodylady has been kinda moody. She was feeling really sick for a while and was cranky. Something about a ball bladder with a golfballstone inside and the ball bladder isn't supposed to have golfballs inside and when you have a golfball inside your ball bladder it makes your tummy and side and back hurt and it makes you sick to your stomach.
So, anyways, she went to the hopspittle and the doctor pulled the ball bladder and the golfballstone out of her bellybutton. I swear! They really did. Then they glued her bellybutton back together. They wouldn't let me keep the golfballstone. I wanted to play soccer with it, but they said no. I visited all the other rooms on the floor but no one had any spare parts.
She got to spend the night at the hopspittle. She was lucky! The bed had buttons to make it go up and down (she yelled at me for playing with the buttons). There was a button you push that made the light go on in the hall and the nurse would come running when you pushed it. (bizzybody AND the nurse yelled at me for pressing the button . They said "How fast can the nurse get here" was not a fun game. Grownups have no sense of fun). She got everything she asked for- jello(in choice of colors!!), pain drugs, and italian ice ( which isn't Ice at all, silly Italians- its kinda like ice cream without the cream). They wouldn't bring ME creamless ice cream when *I* pushed the button. I just got yelled at.
I also get yelled at for trying to use the wash bin as a boat. I thought the little barf bin was a bedpan.
But I did bring her 14 balloons and 26 flower bouquets. She made me take them all back to the other patients. She did tell me it was thoughtful of me, and that she loved me.
So, anyways, once she can walk around without saying "owowow" anymore, she should help me document my adventures!!