How about some BAD.......

[Sir Birdaholic]

JOKES & RIDDLES???


What do you call a 4 foot tall mindreader that just escaped from prison?
( a small medium at large)

A dog walking thru the park saw a freshly painted bench. The sign said "WET PAINT".....so he did.

What do you call a duck without a bill?
(paid up.)

Any more BAD ones?

 

[canada-goose]

Nothing as bad as those! Those are lame!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

WAIT... I think I've got some worse ones...

What did one mushroom say to the other?
( Hey, you're a real fun guy.)

Which is faster, HOT or COLD?
( HOT, you can catch COLD.)

What is Beethoven doing now that he's dead?
( de-composing.)

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
(over 200 soles were lost.)

 

[Miss Sebright]

Ouch...

 

[Fancie]

 

[SmartyChick]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

I think that beats them all

 

[duckyfromoz]

Where does a snowman go to dance???

To a snow ball.

What do you call spending time with a cranky Rabbit????

A bad Hare Day

How do you start a book about waterfowl???

With an Intro DUCK tion