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How about some BAD.......

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Sir Birdaholic, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    JOKES & RIDDLES???


    What do you call a 4 foot tall mindreader that just escaped from prison?
    ( a small medium at large) [​IMG]

    A dog walking thru the park saw a freshly painted bench. The sign said "WET PAINT".....so he did. [​IMG]

    What do you call a duck without a bill?
    (paid up.) [​IMG]

    Any more BAD ones?
     
  2. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    Nothing as bad as those! Those are lame!
     
  3. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    WAIT... I think I've got some worse ones... [​IMG]

    What did one mushroom say to the other?
    ( Hey, you're a real fun guy.) [​IMG]

    Which is faster, HOT or COLD?
    ( HOT, you can catch COLD.) [​IMG]

    What is Beethoven doing now that he's dead?
    ( de-composing.) [​IMG]

    Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
    (over 200 soles were lost.) [​IMG]
     
  4. Miss Sebright

    Miss Sebright Little Hen.....Big Attitude!

    Apr 3, 2009
    In a nutshell
    Ouch...
     
  5. Fancie

    Fancie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. SmartyChick

    SmartyChick An Official Milkmaid

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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

    [​IMG] I think that beats them all
     
  7. duckyfromoz

    duckyfromoz Quackaholic

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    Where does a snowman go to dance???

    To a snow ball. [​IMG]

    What do you call spending time with a cranky Rabbit????

    A bad Hare Day [​IMG]


    How do you start a book about waterfowl???

    With an Intro DUCK tion [​IMG]
     

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